January 19, 2014

Love Thy Neighbour round-up

Central African Rupublic: A mob of Christians have killed two Muslims and burned their bodies in the latest example of horrific religious violence sweeping that country in the aftermath of a coup. On Friday, a convoy carrying Muslim refugees out of the country was attacked and 22 people killed. And at least one person identifying as Christian has boasted about an attack that would (hopefully) horrify even the EDL (after the cut, because it's graphic).

Intelligent Warming update

England: The UKIP councillor who ranted on about flooding being caused by those nasty homosexuals ignoring his imaginary friend has been suspended by his party. But the cause of his suspension is not that they are embarrassed by his ridiculous views—they are shared by many in the extreme right organisation—but because he had been told not to do any media stuff, and he did.

UKIP leader Nigel Farage said he was entitled to his strong Baptist view of the world, but had defied a request not to do further media interviews.

Mr Farage said: So we suspended him, quite rightly.

He's not a spokesman for the party, Mr Farage continued, adding: I've never even met him.

UKIP suspends councillor who blamed flooding on gay marriage—BBC News, 19 Jan 2014. See also: Intelligent Warming—Prattle, 18 Jan 2014.

January 18, 2014

A chip off the old block.

Brazil: The lightning strike is one of the traditional forms of smiting attributed to the Christian God when he does not approve of something. So, has God finally decided to do something about ostentatious displays of piety, something his son warns against in Matthew chapter 6?

A lightning strike has damaged a thumb of Rio de Janeiro's famous Christ the Redeemer statue.

The thumb on the right hand of the 38m (125ft) statue was hit during a storm on Thursday night, officials said.

Or was it a completely different imaginary friend?

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Rio's Christ the Redeemer statue's thumb chipped in stormBBC News, 18 Jan 2014.

Intelligent Warming

England: It seems members of far-right party UKIP are competing with the best of the Americans when it comes to bizarre scientifish ideas. Take Henley-on-Thames councillor David Silvester, who has a novel idea about the recent floods.

In the letter to the Henley Standard he wrote: The scriptures make it abundantly clear that a Christian nation that abandons its faith and acts contrary to the Gospel (and in naked breach of a coronation oath) will be beset by natural disasters such as storms, disease, pestilence and war.

He added: I wrote to David Cameron in April 2012 to warn him that disasters would accompany the passage of his same-sex marriage bill. ...

It is his fault that large swathes of the nation have been afflicted by storms and floods.

His party have been quick to point out that he is entitled to his views, but that they are not those of the party. And I am perfectly entitled to mock him for those views and note that they're not that unusual for a UKIP member. Perhaps UKIP's objection is that he neglected to blame the EU in some way?

UKIP councillor blames storms and floods on gay marriageBBC News, 18 Jan 2014.

September 6, 2013

I ignore them, but they don't go away.

Why do I not update this much? Because it's depressing, that's why. Look at today's news:

Scotland: Parents' outrage as extremist US religious cult hand out creationist books and preach to kids at Scottish school, Daily Record, 6 September 2013.

The creationist books, defended by head teacher Sandra MacKenzie, denounce the theory of evolution and warn pupils that, without God, they risk being murdered in a harmful, disgusting world.

The Daily Record found that a so-called Church of Christ, in reality an extremist anti-science and homophobic cult that appears to have nothing to do with any of the actual teachings of Jesus, had been promoting its lunatic theology at an East Kilbride primary school in collusion with the headmistress for at least 8 years.

The Church of Christ have targeted Kirktonholme as a “mission” and have several members helping with classes and giving lessons in religion.

Church members like [Jared] Blakeman - photographed as a scary Pirates of the Caribbean character - were allowed in to work as classroom assistants and help with homework and in other mainstream roles.

Parents were also furious to learn that cash raised by children which they thought was intended for school funds had been given to the sect to build a church nearby.

Parents are rightly outraged, and have demanded the sect be removed from the school.

Rwanda: Mission Congo: how Pat Robertson raised millions on the back of a non-existent aid project, The Guardian, 5 September 2013.

A documentary shown at the Toronto Film Festival shows how the famous broadcaster and evangelist took cash aimed at a totally useless and fraudulent project, and diverted it towards his own personal material enrichment. Robertson's Operation Blessing International raised money to send people to get in the way of valuable work being done by the likes of Médecins Sans Frontières. These people would run alongside stretchers (not help carry them, or anything useful like that), haranguing the dying and seriously ill by reading the Bible at them. The Operation also claimed to have supplied medicine to Africa, built schools and hospitals and many other claims of humanitarian aid which were exaggerated. Robertson showed footage of medics in a hospital which turned out to be a MSF establishment having nothing to do with Operation Blessing. So what happened to the cash he raised from his gullible followers? He spent it on a diamond mine.

Robert Hinkle, the chief pilot for Operation Blessing in Zaire in 1994, said he received new orders. They began asking me: can we haul a thousand-pound dredge over? I didn't know what the dredging deal was about, he said.

The documentary describes how dredges, used to suck up diamonds from river beds, were delivered hundreds of miles from the crisis in Goma to a private commercial firm, African Development Company, registered in Bermuda and wholly owned by Robertson. ADC held a mining concession near the town of Kamonia on the far side of the country.

Mission after mission was always just getting eight-inch dredgers, six-inch dredgers … and food supplies, quads, jeeps, out to the diamond dredging operation outside of Kamonia, Hinkle told the film-makers.

On a lighter note, but still insane, is this snippet of election news:

Maldives: Coconut detained in Maldives over vote-rigging claims, The Guardian, 6th September 2013.

A coconut has been detained by Maldivian police on suspicion of vote-rigging in a key presidential election.

The coconut, described as young, was found near a school that will be used as a polling station on Saturday on the remote Kaafu atoll, one of the hundreds of islands that comprise the Indian Ocean archipelago state.

Though the population of the Maldives is Sunni Muslim, continuing belief in magic is widespread in rural areas. Coconuts are often used in rituals and inscribed with spells.

But belief in the efficacy of spells is not restricted to remote islands. Back to the UK, and we find ostensibly liberal Christians engaging in a little bit of magic of their own.

United Kingdom: Christians plan exorcism at London arms fair. Ekklesia, 6 September 2013.

A group of Christians, including three Church of England priests, will hold an exorcism ceremony at the site of the London arms fair this Sunday (8 September). ...

By exorcising the demons of the arms fair, the Christians say they will draw attention to the evil of DSEi, while praying for an end to the arms trade. The action will take place at one of the gates to the Excel Centre at 4.00pm on Sunday, which will be marked as Stop the Arms Trade Day of Prayer.

Because casting spells and asking your imaginary friend (one with a history of extreme violence) for help is really going to have an effect.

August 14, 2012

They're at it again, perhaps.

England: The headline of an article on the BBC News website today caused a raised eyebrow at Prattle Towers: Witchcraft-based child abuse: Action plan launched. The start of the article was even more worrying. Had they taken on a redundant News of the World writer?

The government has launched an action plan to tackle child abuse linked to witchcraft or religion in England.

So, who is to be the victim of a moral panic this time? Are the fundies attacking Neopagans again? No, but the potential for vilification of an entire minority group is clear. This time, I fear what will happen when the Daily Mail picks up the story, which is about a tiny number of cases among communities of more recent African origin than the majority:

Scotland Yard says it has conducted 83 investigations into faith-based child abuse in the past decade - among them Kristy Bamu, who was murdered aged 15 in 2010, Victoria Climbie who was eight when she was murdered in 2000 and the headless torso of "Adam", a five or six-year-old boy, which was found in the Thames in 2001.

Ministers are concerned that although the investigations number just a few dozen, other abuse is going on, "under-reported and misunderstood".

Fortunately, the government's "plan" seems to involve recognition of the efforts already being made by community groups and religious leaders, rather than the simultaneous nagging of the affected communities into apathy, and vilification of same as we've seen in the approach to extremist Islamist bampots.

These efforts included Channel 4 documentaries highlighting the problem, most recently in 2010.

The programme explores several churches where child “deliverance” takes place, using undercover footage. A young journalist named Juliana Oladipo agreed to pose as a difficult teenager being brought to church by her mother; in each case witchcraft is diagnosed as the problem, and aggressive exorcism prescribed as the cure.

Some of the fraudulent preachers were after more than just money. One of them demanded sex from a young woman, 21 times, to "cure" her of her witchcraft.

Witchcraft-based child abuse: Action plan launchedBBC News, 14 August 2012; Documentary Shows Child-Witch Stigmatisation Still Occurring in UK Churches, Bartholomew's Notes on Religion, 26 July 2010.

July 27, 2012

The Great Down South Egg-and-Spoon Race Conspiracy List

There's some sort of sporting event going on down south, and I don't think I'm allowed to mention it without paying lots of money. But it seems it's all part of a conspiracy, or several conspiracies, and not just the obvious one.

The most popular option is for there to be a fake terrorist attack in London during the games, possibly nuclear, though with a number of different culprits - those pesky Jews, or governments seeking to establish a New World Order, or the Illuminati, or something complex and occult, or a combination of those. You'll find these scattered around under different categories.

GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES

  • The London Olympics - a huge blood sacrifice in the making?Peter Preswick on YouTube
    Is the media predicting a 'terrorist' attack at the London 2012 Olympic Games? The 9/11 false flag event was 'predicted' in the media. There seems to be sufficient evidence that another false flag event is being predicted / planned at the Olympic Games.
    Unfortunately, the video is well over an hour long, so I can't tell you.
  • London Olympics 2012 False Flag AttackStuart J Hooper on YouTube. Looking at signs of preconditioning pointing towards a false flag attack at the Olympics in London this year.
  • The 2012 Olympic Games Exposed truth777exposed on YouTube.
    A false flag nuclear attack that will be yet another step towards the New World Order that we feel will either start World War 3 or trigger the quarantining of citizens all over the world.


THE JEWS ISRAELIS ZIONISTS



  • 2012 London Zion Olympics False-Flag WarningThe Atlantean Conspiracy
    Based on research done by Rik Clay, Ian Crane and others it seems highly probable that the 2012 London Olympics are meant to be the stage for a false-flag terror attack, a UFO/alien type event, or some other such large scale manipulation.

  • 2012 London Olympics Staged Alien LandingNoToBioChip on YouTube. And my research has led me to deduce that the Zionist organisation has laid down plans to attack the Houses of Parliament during this year's London Olympics in the form of a fake alien landing on 11th August 2012.

OCCULT CONSPIRACIES

  • (NEW EVIDENCE) 2012 Nuclear Attack on London Underground During Summer OlympicsTheTruthIsFromGod3 on YouTube.
    As for the false flag attacks of the World Trade Center 9/11, there are a lot of movies and press articles which actually announce the coming London Olympics False flag attacks. Some hidden messages are so explicit that there is no doubt that the London Olympic false flag attack will take place and is part of a bigger plan: WW3 trigger and the entering to the New Age, New World Order, Era of Evil & the Deception of the so called aliens/extraterrestrials which are actually no more than jinns, Satan's offspring, devils, deceivers....
    This individual has loads, and loads of videos bashing on the same theme.
  • London olympic clock stops...interesting 2012 conspiracy...have you noticed this..the Pharoah on Above Top Secret. It seems some Olympic countdown clock stopped in March, and this is obviously not a simple malfunction.

    firstly the clock maker for this 2012 olympic countdown...the clock is made by omega...we all know the current meaning of omega "the last"...as it is at the end of the greek alphabet...is this a countdown to omega.

    the clock has both the name and symbol for omega...with the apparant zion logo above. please find a picture yourself as i dont know how to add one...


    Angela1111 was able to explain:
    Anyway the clock stopped on an important date known as the IDES of MARCH this falls on the date 3/15.

    The Ides of March was a day which celebrates MARS the god of WAR. Mars was an Olympian. Why this date?

    If we look the next clue can be seen quite easily, is if you count 315 days in you get the date November 11 so essentially it directly links to the mystical number 11.11. (I have received this number for many years) so 315 is 11.11


  • OLYMPICS 2012 PAYING HOMAGE TO ANNUNAKI PART 1— Long-winded embedded video of an Occult researcher decoding the occult significance behind the Olympics and its connections to the Annunaki, who appear to be space alien deities.

FAKE CONSPIRACIES

  • Performance artist Bill Aitchison explains the true significance of the London Olympics and its role in the 2012 apocalypse:


OTHER OVERVIEWS


July 26, 2012

Pratlets for 26th July 2012

May 6, 2012

Allah unimpressed by religious boasting

England: I would not normally pay any attention to the Daily Mail, but someone else read it, so I didn't have to.

Newcastle are ready to unleash the power of prayer on the Premier League, with plans for a dedicated religious room for three key players who have lit up their season.

Papiss Cisse, Demba Ba and Hatem Ben Arfa are devout Muslims and they could play a key role on Sunday when Newcastle host Manchester City with the dreams of both clubs in the balance. United want to secure a berth in Europe and City want to clinch their first title since 1968.

It seems that several other clubs, including Manchester City, do have rooms set aside for those players (of all faiths) who wish to pray, but haven't been bleating about it. And it seems Allah is as unimpressed as God when it comes to boasting about one's religion. The final score? Newcastle United 0 - 2 Manchester City.

We must embrace religion, says Newcastle boss Pardew as he considers introducing prayer roomDaily Mail, 5th May 2012; Manchester City moved to within touching distance of their first title for 44 years, as Yaya Toure scored twice to secure a crucial 2-0 victory over Newcastle United.BBC Sport, 6th May 2012.

February 14, 2012

Choose which laws don't apply to you!

England

A particularly pompous and stupid Tory minister has said that councils should ignore the court’s ruling, and carry on praying. (!)

Meanwhile … and so, according to this guvmint minister (the egregious Pickles) one can disobey a particular law, because he doesn’t like it ….
Can we all play, and decide which laws we want to ignore?

Eric Pickles, the Communities and Local Government Secretary, and Ministers last night encouraged councils to openly defy a High Court ruling banning public prayers during meetings.


Government tells councils to carry on praying despite High Court ban
Daily Telegraph, 14th February 2012.

January 17, 2012

Homophobic bigot banged up for child sex abuse.

Scotland: A Christian preacher and former Conservative candidate has been gaoled for the sexual abuse of three children, two boys and a girl. He had met the children at the Edinburgh City Mission and gained the trust of their parents.

The parents of his victims believed he was a devout Christian and let him take the youngsters to play parks and swimming pools.

Instead Smart, of Christian Crescent, Edinburgh, used the time alone with them to carry out the abuse.

But this is not the first time Smart has featured in the Prattle. Back in 2003, when he was a Tory candidate, he ranted against Pride marches and campaigned to have them banned. His outburst directly caused a group of LGBT activists to call a meeting to arrange that year's march in Edinburgh. Somehow, no-one had bothered and the march would not have happened had the activists not been reminded by him. When he said I find quite horrendous the sort of materials being provided to impressionable youngsters in schools now. It is quite vile., it was assumed he was talking about the repeal of Section 28. We now know he was talking about himself.

Preacher John Smart jailed over campaign of child abuseBBC News, 17th January 2012. See also: Tories revert to type.—Pagan Prattle, 22nd April 2003 and DisappointmentPagan Prattle, 20th July 2003.

January 11, 2012

Chestnut continues to be hairy

England: Some myths never die. Indeed, the internet seems to enable them to spread far more quickly than before. That some people are simply violent cunts who need to be locked up never occurs to most. It's either space aliens, the Beast of Bodmin or, as in this case, some kind of imaginary Satanist.

Satanic link to Cornwall horse mutilation investigatedBBC News, 11th January 2012.

January 1, 2012

Look who's back

United Kingdom: And still full of himself.

So, if someone ends up getting hurt there, will he take responsibility for his actions?

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