October 24, 2002

Bargain of the Day: Various talismans and a trippy mirror

According to my calculations, I've been on 28 flights this year so far, and it's a miracle I'm still alive because I did it all without the help of a Guardian Angel for Flying, a gold-coloured brooch of a chubby 747 with an angel on the wing:

A traveler's Guardian Angel
Will protect you when you fly
Keep you safe and guide you
Across the open sky.

And here was me thinking it was air traffic control, VORs, DMEs and other radio navigation aids. Nor is Sekhmet safe without a brass Guardian Angel for Cats hanging from her collar. In case she thinks I don't love her enough, I can wear a Cat Angel Pin:

Wear this special angel pin
As a symbol of your love
For your precious little pet
Protected from above

But what first attracted me to this vendor's page was a stunning Crucifix Infinity Cross Mirror:

"BREATH TAKING" THIS IS AN INSPIRATIONAL JOURNEY! WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR ...IT CONTINUES ON AND ON! YOU MUST SEE IT FOR YOURSELF! APPROX.11" X 14". (OFF AND ON SWITCH) AND WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF IT'S A REGULAR FRAMED MIRROR! IT'S "BEAUTIFUL", A REAL CONVERSATION ITEM. (BRAND NEW IN BOX)

Do not use in combination with hallucingens.

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