August 9, 2003

Bargain of the Day: lures for the stupid

Someone I know once opined anyone who would willingly engage in a battle of wits with a fish is, at best, evenly-matched. With that in mind, it's no surprise to discover these Jesus Is God's Son (JIGS) Fishing lures:

I have for sale 10 packages of 1/32 oz.-1 1/2" sassyshad jigs (50ct). They come in the colors shown in the picture. They are unique in that they are packaged as a spiritual tract to hand out while your fishing. Whoever turned down free fishing tackle, especially if you are holding a stringer of fish. I've handed out hundreds of these for free in the last ten years. It's great way to plant seeds for the kingdom. Besides, they are the best jigs I have ever used. Not saying they have spiritual power, but they really catch fish,( I once caught 69 bass in 1 hour) and people's interest. On the front the package reads,Jesus Is God's Son, SALVATION FOR FREE, JOHN3:16. On the back it reads, COME, FOLLOW ME AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS Of MEN MATTHEW 4:19. So, come on and bid, plant some seeds, catch alot of fish(in the water and out), and fill the Great Comission all at once. Cost is about $.20 a jig before shipping, so they are well worth it, even if you do nothing but give them away. Come win this bid,and be

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"So, come on and bid, plant some seeds, catch alot of fish(in the water and out), and fill the Great Comission all at once"

I'm suddenly struck by a vision of a man in heaven locked outside the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter growls at him "Heaven is for closers!"

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