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August 22, 2003

Keeping the children of the stupid stupid.

by Feòrag

Namibia: Parents are threatening to remove their children from a primary school because they are convinced that witches are behind the deaths of three children last year.

It is now believed that the alleged culprits are accused of harnessing the power of an invisible blood-sucking zombie which can cause a sudden death whenever it craves for more blood.

This information was provided by witchdoctors. The appropriate ministry has pointed out its policy that nothing other than educational matters should be brought on the school ground and noted that it did not recognise witchdoctors as any sort of authority. Witchcraft fears at Katutura school - The Namibian, 22nd August 2003.

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