August 11, 2003

Watching too much anime.

Japan: Reports of alien abduction are increasing in Japan, with the same levels of faultless logic we've seen in the United States:

My bedroom was pitch black. Then, all of a sudden, I felt something pushing up through my nostrils. It was hard. And cold, like some sort of metal. It squirmed all the way through to the end of my nose. It didn't hurt at all. I told myself that I was only dreaming, but it didn't stop. It still fills like some foreign object is trapped up my nose. That's why I get these headaches that won't stop. My head hurts so much, it feels like it's going to split in two. That metallic object was bound to be some sort of magnetic signal device. Only aliens could do that sort of thing, he says.

That's not all.

When I open my eyes, my body is floating in a room so bright it almost stings when I look. Next thing I know, I've fallen back onto the bed in my apartment. I betcha that bright room is the inside of a UFO, the white-collar worker says.

The report also notes recent UFO sightings around Mount Fuji and Hokkaido.

Can't sleep? Blame it on the UFO Abduction SyndromeMainichi Daily News WaiWai, 11th August 2003.

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