September 23, 2003

No singing in the back

United States: 46 people were injured when their bus rolled over as a result of their over-enthusiastic hymn-singing.

According to police, the passengers on the bus from Hyles-Anderson College -- a baptist school in Hammond, Ind. -- were singing and swaying on board the bus. Their swaying caused the bus to sway and tip over.

Bus Rollover Closes Part Of I-94 - NBC5 (via Gullibility isn't in the dictionary), 20th September 2003.


That's not why the bus tipped over. Baptist do not need to shut up Baptist are cooler than you know. Who cares if the sing really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really enthuistacly. They're doing it for God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you rather have them singing songs with a ton of cuss words in it? Threy love God big deal.

Well in that case, we have to assume that it was not the work of Father Darwin, but that God so hated the singing that He tipped the bus over so they'd shut the fuck up.

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