October 23, 2003

Bargain of the Day (2): Black magic protection

Be warned! Black magic is rife in the Hindu world and evil spells are easy to cast but hard to remove:

Putting a Black magic spell on someone is very easy for those knowing even a little bit of Tantrik siddhis/ voodoo. But to remove the spell and eliminate it's sinister effects needs lot of expertise, continuous & rigorous puja/worship and a combination Siddhis & Sadhna.

But why bother with such a tedious process after some magickal script kiddie has hosed your life? Instead, why not buy a 'Raksha Kavach' for Protection & Cure of Black Magic from godpromise.com?

'Raksha Kavach' is the most powerful Talisman for protection and cure of Black magic. 'Raksha Kavach' eradicates all ill-effects of Black magic, Evil spells, Curses, Ghosts and Spirits. It cures one of evil effects of past attacks and protects one from all future attacks.

The effect of 'Raksha Kavach' never gets reduced. It's protection is life-long, and lasts for as long as it is worn. The moment it is worn, the negative effects start receding and it's protection starts, freeing the wearer from all evil influences which can ruin & destroy one's present and future life.

'Raksha Kavach' is blessed with so much extraordinary energy and power that it can guard and protect an individual against the strongest super-natural forces, negative powers and reverse/break any kind of spell.

The wearer of 'Raksha Kavach' always remains immune from any Black magic attacks.

Not effective against spells for the separation of fools and their money. Does not cure inability to use apostrophes.



Dear Friends:

I am writing to let you know that I am suffering from a chronic effects of black magic that is placed upon me by my coworkers. I was told that they repeat the spell every week so that I cannot get rid of it. For the past eight years people have been trying to help me but all help are unsuccessful. for the past two years I am not able to work.

The effects I am having is that exacrly every half an hour there is a sudden heat in my body followed by invisible insects crawling out of all parts of my body, my head, my face, my stomach, my back, my feet and even every parts of my body that have hair. It is getting worse because the heat start coming every fifthteen minutes now. Please help me. I was born on July 16,1950.

Thank You

Here's the help you need: the 'spell' only works because you have let it, your belief in it giving it power. Therefore, to be rid of it, you need to peform this powerful ritual, known as the "Skcollob fo daol" in Old Celtic.

Go to the top of a hill, just after midnight during the waning moon with a bottle of water from a sacred spring, consecrated by leaving it in the light of the full moon overnight. Remove your clothing and cleanse yourself with the water, repeating "to-i-di su-o-it-its-re-pus a ma i". The earth will happily accept all your negative energy that you have cleansed from yourself. Dispose of any remaining water carefully by pouring it reverently into the ground. Remember to get dressed before returning home.

Once you have performed these actions, you can be confident that no magic can touch you. It will be as if magic didn't exist for you. Therefore it is important not to rely on any talismans or charms to 'protect' you after you have performed this powerful spell, as this will let the evil magic back in.

Yours helpfully,
Esme Weatherwax, Atnt Dd
Department of Headological Studies,
University of Ankh-Morpork.

I'm not sure at all what I am going through, but since last September 2004, I have noticed that I am having serious arguments with people close to me for no reason, things are dissappearing in my room, I have felt a presence on me a few times, feeling of something heavy on my chest stopping me from breathing, getting very i'll all the time, and the worst effect is, my hair has been cut. My hair has always been so long and under my neckline, my hair was cut by something or someone in very big chuncks without me knowing. Alot of people have noticed. In the last couple months it has got so bad that I am now wearing hair extensions. My hair has not been cut by anyone or myself since 2000, and now it is completely shoulder length now, which is causing me so much stress and I am very very scared. I have had so much bad luck lately, my relationships with people have been ruined, my job and other things important to me have gone so bad. I have had a family member who has had black magic done to them in the past and luckily was cured. I don't know much about it, however I know somone very close to me who has had it for 20 years. I really really need someones help fast, I don't know who to go to for help its making my life a living hell.

I live in the UK, near London, any help from someone will be appreciated.

I'm not sure why this post has suddenly become a loon magnet and thought that perhaps it was one loon pretending to be two. But it's a different IP address, not exactly an iron-clad guarantee of two people being involved, but curiously enough this one seems to belong to the Bank of Scotland.

Either someone's having a lend of the Prattle or the Bank of Scotland needs more stringent employee insanity checks. Then again, it would explain a lot about the quality of banking dropping over the last decade or so.

The Pat Robertson campaign you link to was eventually won, with the Bank of Scotland breaking off the deal. Robertson had claimed that Scotland was a "dark country" overrun with homosexuals, and that "In Scotland, you can't believe how strong the homosexuals are" [Business: The Company File: Bank to drop evangelist - BBC News, 4th June 1999.] As well as gay rights organisations, the campaign against the deal involved churches and unions - an interesting alliance.


"In Scotland, you can't believe how strong the homosexuals are . . . . "

Well, if you've ever had a caber shoved where the sun don't shine . . . .

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