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United States: With a long history of prudish behaviour and a culture that glorifies violence and fears sex, Bill Martin may be living in land of wishful thinking with his plans to convert 240 acres of rubbish strewn land about 30 miles outside Tampa into a nudist playground for Christians.
The Bible very clearly states that when Adam and Eve were in right with God, they were naked,said David Blood, executive director of the project.When people are in right with God, they do not have to fear nudity.
The renovated park - to be called Natura - would feature an open church, a giant water park for the kids and classes in family building and strengthening marriage.
I'm guessing that guests will be asked to wear a fig leaf in keeping with American fundie traditions. That aside, Bare-Arsed Bill has more on his plate to worry about than finding customers.
Martin said he had not yet figured out what to do about four registered sex offenders living in or around the park, though he said he's discussing it with his attorneys.
Man Seeks To Establish Christian Nudist Colony In Florida - Associated Press, 6th January 2004.
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Thanks to the folks at The Pagan Prattle for this ditty about an impending Christian nudist camp. how does the genius (and I mean that will all sincerity) behind this venture defend this innovation? [Read More]
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