March 17, 2004

If thine prick offend thee.

Canada: A man ran naked through the streets of Penticton, yelling Repent, repent, fornicators after cutting off his own penis and testicles. The severed parts were later found on a bulding site, but it was not known whether any attempt was made to re-attach them. The man was detained under the Mental Health Act. Unkindest cut of all - Calgary Sun, 11th March 2004.

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He may have been as mad as a meat axe, but he didn't have to worry about the consequences of a genitalectomy and having a Jack Russell for a pet.

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See Jack Russell for that story.

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