Cambodia: A man has cut off his own penis, but not because of any Christian guilt, or because God told him to, but because he needed to feed some visiting spirits and had no other meat to offer them.
According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.
Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you,he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat.If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis.
Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.
Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits - Yahoo! News, 29th March 2004 (via The Cult of Father Darwin).
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Did he serve it with mustard and relish?
Cambodian cuisine is similar to Thai, so he probably stir-fried it with garlic, ginger, a chilli or two, and maybe a hint of lemongrass.
So, does this mean that he'll come back as a woman in the next life? And, would it have been better served raw, or sauteed in peanut sauce, with the testicles in a side dish with noodles?