January 3, 2005

Fags, the Scottish perspective

Scotland: God Hates Fags UK isn't owned by Fred Phelps, and offers a completely different perspective from that of Westboro Baptist Church:

Smoking tobacco is shite for your health, makes your clothes and breath stink and means that this particular queer will forthwith remove you from his shag list.

The particular queer in question just might have something to do with Pastor Best, OPI.

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Looks like the Pope may be about to throw his lads in frocks behind the anti-smoking wagon:

The Vatican has signalled that it is considering adding its global influence to the campaign against smoking, in an article likely to send tremors of apprehension through the multi-billion-pound tobacco industry.

The article in an authoritative Roman Catholic publication, prepared with the knowledge and endorsement of the Pope's most senior aides, declares that smokers cannot damage their own health and that of others "without moral responsibility".

The article stops short of branding smoking a sin. But its author says that lighting up is "not neutral either in social or indeed moral terms"

Uh-oh. Better skin up...

Every time I read this sort of crap I so want to smoke a cigar. Guess I better go get one then.

There's no need to do something drastic in a fit of "homosexual panic"--you're probably not Pastor Best's sort.

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