March 21, 2005

Teenage mutant ninja turtle

United States: Last October, a fire destroyed Dora's A-Dora-ble Pet Shop in Frankfort, Indiana. Only one animal survived - a turtle. But something is amiss:

Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees Satan's face on the critter's shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back.

The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there, Bryan Dora said. To me, it's too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it.

Pet store owner: Satan's image on turtle's shell - CNN.com, 21st March 2004 (thanks to Jeff Zurschmeide, who spotted it).

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