United States: Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh has issued an announcement that will interest all fans of bad science fiction:
For only 45 days, starting June 1st until July 15, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph. During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet's signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days.
The Prophet claims a talent for this kind of thing and, if you are not sure what to look for, the press release helpfully explains more:
There is a difference between UFOs and spaceships. UFOs are usually small flying objects: glowing orbs, metallic spheres, satellite-type flying machines, etc. And, their flight patterns suggest that they are not of this world.
But, spaceships are large futuristic vehicles that are clearly designed to carry passengers in like you see in the movies.
And his promises are very precise.
Prophet is in direct telephatic contact with his space being friends. They have revealed that they will send UFOs as soon as Prophet starts asking for them to appear.
Also, before the 45 day summoning period has ended, a spaceship will descend and sit in the skies over Las Vegas on Prophet's signal.
The spaceship will hover in the sky, not far from Nellis Air Force base, for almost two days. All Las Vegans will be able to see it, day and night, before it goes back up into space.
MEDIA ALERT: Spaceships Will Appear Over Las Vegas On My Signal - Prophet Yahweh press release via PRWeb, 23rd May 2005.
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If he can really do that, I'll be impressed. At least he's claiming to be able to do something people can see.
I love a loon who likes to give a precise date for his undoing.
And inviting all the media too. I hope they turn up, so this phenomenal event is recorded by an independent third party.
Could it be that rapture flight the Bush's and thier buds are waiting for? JEEZ LEWEEZ, I miss all the fun!
Joe - I think they're more likely to mistake it for a terrorist attack and blow up Las Vegas by mistake.
Wouldn't big flashy lights over Las Vegas just be mistaken for Casino opening? Or get lost in the glare?
Check this out!
mms://wm-ondemand.abacast.com/prophet_yahweh/ABCnews1.wmv
This footage with not be online for long out of respect for KTNV ABC TV-13.
It will be quickly removed once I think you all have had time to view it.
Take a look at this historic moment.
Hey, before you do, don't to tune in to Art Bell's "Coast To Coast" nationwide show hosted by George Noory tonight, Friday night (May 27th), at 10:00 PM Pacific Time.
My interview will be broadcast during the first hour of the show.
People can listen worldwide on-line at:
http://www.coasttocoastam.com
The show can be heard, in Las Vegas over radio station:
KXNT AM 840
If you go to the website of Coast To Coast, you'll see my name as tonight's guest on the right side of the page.
Now here is ABCnews 13's news segment documenting my ability to call down UFOs:
KTNV ABC-13 News Documentation Of My Summoning Ability
mms://wm-ondemand.abacast.com/prophet_yahweh/ABCnews1.wmv
Sincerely,
PY
Download it here.
http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0ZIZ4DKSYSWZP2MDB6RDNWA7OP
But I am a greater prophet! I have sensed Prophet Yahweh's call to the UFOs. The ether has vibrated to the point of almost snapping, but with my power I have healed the rift. Now I must put Prophet Yahweh back in his place.
Therefore, let it be known, and my word is certain and will not return void, that on the dates specified, I will be the counterforce to Prophet Yahweh. I will prevent the UFOs from coming at that time.
Watch the skies during those times. You will surely see who is the greatest prophet. Me!!
This is not a joke. On my word I tell you, the UFOs will not appear!
Barry, dear, we are not able to view your copyright infringements for not only are you incapable of making you links live, even though the comments form has a big hint on how to do that in the form of the list of allowed HTML, but we can see that you have chosen to use a crappy proprietary Windows format and I can't be arsed firing up MPlayer.
ABC News video of Yahweh calling down an orb, plus others.
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/ufovideo/
Yeah man, please make your links clickable in future. What is it about Prophet Yahweh's fans that they can't do this? Are they really that stupid?
Are they really that stupid?
They believe this bloke is going to call down UFOs on Las Vegas, I think that counts as a yes.
So about ten hours from now we can expect to start hearing reports of the good Prophet at work. I'll not be holding my breath for that to happen.
BoingBoing has some links on both the good prophet's dodginess and how to see his super sekrit videos without parting with cash.
I still can't get the wmv files to play though, not even in mPlayer. I think they might be broken on anything other than Windows.