October 10, 2007

Safer sex lesson

United States: I remember back in the day, when it seemed like a Conservative politician was accidentally killing themselves through autoerotic asphyxiation every week. It seems the Tories learned from their (colleagues') mistakes, but the knowledge has yet to make it over the Atlantic.

Revd. Gary Aldridge was a graduate of Liberty University and had worked with Jerry Falwell. At the time of his death, he had been senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church in Montgomery, Alabama, for 15 years. He was found dead at his home in suspicious circumstances last June, and the coroner's report has just been issued. He was:

...clothed in a diving wet suit, a face mask which has a single vent for breathing, a rubberized head mask having an opening for the mouth and eyes, a second rubberized suit with suspenders, rubberized male underwear, hands and feet have diving gloves and slippers.

The report goes on to describe the elaborate restraints he had managed to attach to himself before noting that he'd thought of safety (or maybe cleaning up afterwards) at least once:

There is a dildo in the anus covered with a condom.

The coroner concluded that no-one else had been involved in his death.

Falwell colleague dies getting his autoerotic rubber kink onPandragon, 9th October 2007; Dead Reverend's Rubber FetishThe Smoking Gun, 8th October 2007. Thanks to Arthur D. Hlavaty.


I miss the weekly Tory embarrassing headline reports. What can we do to encourage a return of such hobbies amongst politicians? Did that idiot INXS frontman lower the tone of the game?

It seems that local television news hacks were announcing he was murdered.

Now, either these people are into different games or the bit about the two wet suits passed them by entirely.

Wet suits, when used for their intended purpose, are tight for a reason. I expect that's a plus if you're into bondage. Being tight they are not something you easily slip into and it does take some effort. This is speaking from experience with thicker diving wetsuits and not the thinner version that surfers favour, so it may be a little easier depending on type, but this guy is still essentially wearing two of the things.

It may just be that news of the misadventures of Tory politicians never filtered down to Alabama, but did the idiot news hacks think the good reverend wore two wet suits whilst doing the housework to avoid a case of dishpan hands? Or did they think a murderer offed the good reverend, then hung around for several hours to push an uncooperative corpse into a couple of rubber suits to throw suspicion off their crime?

This has been immortalised in Jesus and Mo: Shame

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