This has already been everywhere, but Fundies Say the Darndest Things have published their top 100 fundie quotes. Some favourites, a few of which must be trolls, surely?

• Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
• Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
• To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
• Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.
• [One Christian speaking to another] You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.
• If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
• I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
• I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

100 Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms (a bit slow right now, so here's a mirror.