July 18, 2008

Cruel vegetable torture

Apparently if you electrocute a non-Christian, they will become Christian, and their arse will glow red and be a really inefficient lightbulb. Or something like that, anyway...

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Slings. Forks. Electricity. Babbling insanity. God bless those Christians, and keep them far away from me.

Okay! So that explains how come so many Christians these days seem to have the red-ass.

Okay, so the "Power of Christ™" will turn one into a smoking, flaming, oozing wreck? And this is supposed to be a good thing?

And people wonder why I fled from the Southern Baptist Crazies.

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