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April 22, 2002

Poisoned Apples

by Feòrag

OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministies is meta-parody, a more subtle satire on Christian groups than the Landover Baptist Church web site it campaigns against. The essay OBJECTIVE: Creation Education rails against Charles Darwin and the theory of evolution:

The random variations of AIDS is not the same as the transmutation of species that Darwin wrote about and that is the basis of Secular Humanism. All those little changes aside, AIDS is still AIDS. Show us AIDS evolving into a cat -- which is essentially the Evolutionistic position of common ancestry for all lifeforms -- and then you'll have something worth noting.

The true source of all evil is Apple, offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness:

However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an Open Sourcelicense, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, lickable buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

Guilty as charged - the Prattle, both online and in print, is Made with Macintosh.

Posted in Intentional Humour at 12:42. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:43.
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