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June 6, 2002

Not Bargain of the Day

by Feòrag

LordCo (motto: Repentence is Futile) parodies those wonderful Christian products which feature regularly in the Prattle. Here you'll find Corpus Crispies - a breakfast cereal with The body of Christ PLUS 10 essential nutrients!, Christ-cut French Fries, and Communion Crunchies Wafer Snacks. Reading matter includes Repenthouse and Prayboy. Looking to the faiths of the future, LordCo offers the Lady Di Signature Halo Collection.

Posted in Intentional Humour at 15:23. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:42.
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