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October 28, 2002

Insert obligatory 'stupid Americans' comment here

by Feòrag

An American couple reported finding the site of a 'Pagan ritual', complete with bloody clothing and a human brain, to local police in Leytonstone, North London. When the police investigated, they found a superb specimen of a beefsteak fungus.

Trisha Moxey, Epping Forest information services manager, said: We were somewhat non-plussed that someone could be confused about something that was obviously a fungus. We sent a forest keeper there and he realised what it was straight away. This is the first time anything like this has ever happened. The beef-steak fungus can look quite repulsive but looks more like a liver than a brain. We were surprised that the fungus turned out to be just a common beef-steak and not one of the more exotic species.

Fungal bungle - This is Local London, October 24th 2002. (Thanks, Scott)

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