God's creatures at work

by Feòrag

An Australian Jehovah's Witness was attacked by a ram after he ignored a private - keep out sign and entered a farm with the intention of annoying the owners. He was apparently unaware that rams are not undead and shooing the animal away with a briefcase full of Bibles had no effect. The ram, inappropriately nicknamed 'Shit for Brains', had never attacked anyone before. The Jehovah's Witness successfully sued, and also tried suing his church for not warning him that farms might be dangerous. Ram butts Bible man - Herald Sun, 23rd January 2003.