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May 25, 2003

Bargain of the Day: a date with God

by Feòrag

Today's find is a CD which promises rather a lot: MEET YOUR OWN GOD WITH THIS CD.

OK YOU WANT TO KNOW IF THERE IS A GOD .
NOW YOU CAN FIND OUT .
LEARN ALL OF HIS SECRETS.
ASK HIM PERSONAL QUESTIONS.
YOU CAN DO IT ALL RIGHT FROM YOUR COMPUTER
CHECK OUT THE TRUTH
FIND OUT WHAT YOU NEVER COULD LEARN FROM A CHURCH
FIND YOUR GOD
THIS CD WILL HELP YOU FIND YOUR GOD
IT WILL GIVE YOU FULL ACCESS TO YOUR GOD
24HRS/7DAYS A WEEK
NO EXCUSSES
NO PRIEST
NO NEED TO GO TO A BUILDING
HANG AT WITH YOUR GOD WHEN YOU WANT WHERE YOU WANT
DONT GET SUCKED IN BY ALL THOSE RELIGIONS THAT CONDEM YOU FOR LIVING YOUR LIFE
YOU CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR GOD TODAY
DONT MISS THIS CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONAL GOD
YOUR OWN SOURCE
YOUR OWN WAY
YOUR OWN TRUTH
YOUR OWN LIFE

No system requirements are given, and the illustration is a desktop picture from Visual Paradox, and not necessarily anything to do with the disc. It's a Dutch auction, and 100 copies are available.

Posted in Religious Tat at 22:15. Last modified on January 03 2007 at 16:32.
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1: Posted by: Kathryn Cramer | May 25, 2003 11:27 PM

Pharmaceudicals not included.

Wax lyrical

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This is not a contacts site. If you are looking for help regarding a particular path, I suggest The Witches' Voice, which does operate a contacts service.

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