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June 21, 2003

Bargain of the Day: fibre optic church

by Feòrag

Mystic Martha recommends this CHURCH--FIBER OPTIC--SIMPLY MARVELOUS-L@@K for all modern, stylish Christian homes.

HERE YOU GO FOLKS!!! THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PIECE I HAVE SEEN ANYWHERE.IT IS A FIBER OPTIC CHURCH.THERE ARE REAL SMALL HOLES IN THE MODEL WITH A LIGHT IN THE BOTTOM.OVER THIS LIGHT TURNS A MULTI COLORED DISK THAT PUTS OUT THE MOST PRECIOUS BEAMS OF COLORED LIGHT THAT CHANGE AS THE DISK TURNS.THIS IS FULLY PUT TOGETHER AND RUNS ON REGULAR ELECTRICITY AND COMES WITH THE ADAPTER.THIS BEAUTY IS 8 INCHES WIDE,8 INCHES ACROSS AND STANDS A PROUD 9 INCHES TALL.WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT FOR THE SHUT-IN.THIS IS MADE OF A POLYRESIN MATERIAL AND IS VERY SHARP LOOKING WITHOUT THE LIGHT AND REMIND ME OF THE LITTLE CHURCH IN THE VALLEY.THESE ARE SELLING IN STORES FOR OVER $80.00 AND YOU CAN GET IT HERE FOR A FRACTION OF THAT COST.THESE ARE BRAND NEW AND WILL COME TO YOU IN AN UNOPENED BOX FROM A SMOKE FREE HOME.

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