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Well-known spoof site Landover Baptist Church has come up trumps with How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI:
I've got to tell you,says Pastor Deacon Fred,that from what I've seen in the last few years, there are roughly 300 active Atheists living in the United States. I know that sounds like a lot of godless nuts, but I'm not exaggerating just to get your attention. Atheism is becoming a very serious epidemic because our projections show that within a mere eight years, our country will no longer have prison space to hold all of them. And that's not even taking into account the many folks who don't have the guts to admit at the family dinner table that they are Atheists, but spit in Christ's face in secret by failing to get down on their knees and repeat all the compliments He demands to hear. Most of the uncounted Atheists are in the closet and are too sissified to handle death threats from their Christian neighbors.
And Betty Bowers (Ameica's Best Christian) chips in too.
How can an Atheist be counted upon to raise a weapon and kill men, women and children for Christ? They can't! That's your answer.
(via Wallybrane's Martian Adventures.)
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1: Posted by: Larry Lurex | July 15, 2003 12:22 PM
I think I'll turn the other cheek from Betty...
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