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October 21, 2003

Bargain of the Day: Miracle snotrag

by Feòrag

Cure colds by blowing your nose on this Miracle Prayer Cloth:

STRAIGHT FROM THE HOLY LAND-ANNOINTED!

"IT IS SAID, THAT WHOMEVER HAS IN THEIR POSSESION ONE OF THESE; MIRACLE PRAYER CLOTHS WILL RECEIVE WHATEVER THEY ASK FOR. IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS IN NEED OF A MIRACLE, THIS CLOTH IS FOR YOU! I DO HAVE SEVERAL TESTIMONIES OF HEALINGS ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CLOTH.

(ONE HAS TO JUST PLACE THIS ON THE AFFECTED AREAS AND ASK GOD FOR THEIR MIRACLE) WHAT I HAVE DISCOVERED IS THAT THE PERSON SHOULD KEEP THIS ON THEIR PERSON OVERNIGHT AND BELIEVE IN THE GOD OF ALL MIRACLES-THAT WHEN THEY ASK HIM, THAT HE WILL INDEED ANSWER. IT REALLY DOES WORK!!!

IF YOU HAVE READ THE BIBLE, THE APOSTLES TORE PARTS OF THEIR CLOTHING AND GAVE IT TO THE SICK AS A POINT OF CONTACT. THE SICK WERE HEALED!

THIS IS AN ANNOINTED MIRACLE PRAYER CLOTH JUST LIKE THE APOSTLES USED. VERY POWERFUL!!!

PLEASE IF YOU NEED A MIRACLE-COME RECEIVE IT. DON'T STAY SICK-OR SEND IT TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT ONLY FOR PHYSICAL HEALINGS, IT IS ALSO FOR FINANCIAL MIRACLES, JOBS, MARRIAGES, ETC. BID RIGHT NOW GOD BLESS YOU!

Posted in Religious Tat at 13:38. Last modified on January 03 2007 at 17:16.
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1: Posted by: catherine | September 23, 2005 1:12 PM

PLEASE I AM INTERESTED IN THE PRAYER CLOTH. I HAVE READ ABOUT IT IN THE DRUM MAGAZINE. HOW CAN I GET THE PRAYER CLOTH. PLEASE HELP ME I AM INTERESTED IN THIS PRAYER CLOTH

2: Posted by: A Voice of Sanity | September 2, 2008 10:32 PM

We really should start selling this crap. There's obviously a good market for it!

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