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December 16, 2003

Bow Before Me You Ungrateful Heathens

by Red Wolf

United States: Ryan Thompson is a junior loony fundie, firmly believes he has the ability to fire conservative truth from the hip. Alas, he's just another deluded bigot with a chip on his shoulder who likes to mouth off about things he cannot comprehend, such as thorny issue of foreign policy.

...As Canada's liberal government continues to widen the gap that has formed between our nations over the last ten years with policies such as gay marriage, unlimited immigration, decriminalized marijuana, and Operation Iraqi Freedom, many of us on both sides of the border wonder what went wrong, and how we can fix the problem. The problems with American-Canadian relations will not be solved until Canada realizes how grateful it should be in regards to the United States...
...But the thing that angers me the most about France was the fact that they were cutting arms deals with Hussein a few months before the war. Clearly the French did not have an ounce of concern for allied forces patrolling the No-Fly Zones before the war, and the troops that entered Iraq when the liberation began. How could a nation forget how the United States liberated them from evil, but bow to evil when another people needed liberated from a madman?...
...The thing that shocks me the most is the belief among a sizable portion of the German public that September 11 attacks were carried out by Zionist conspirators within the American and Israeli governments who want to rule the Middle East by force. I believe personally that Germany as a whole is jealous of the United States and its global power, and many Germans see this as a threat to the European state that they are trying to create...
...Further, the Mexican government has not done enough to prevent the flow of illicit drugs between their nation and our nation. Al-Qaida members have tried to enter the United States through Mexico...
...The citizens of South Koreans do have a chance to stop this progressively downward slopping relationship if they agree to send forces to Iraq to help in reconstruction and stabilizing the nation...

It seems that this guy runs on pure bile. It's also blindingly obvious that he's a conspiracy nut who has had no recent acquaintance with either a history book or a dictionary, and wears blinders about his own country's nefarious dealings with despots. He'll go far in politics.

The Five Most Unthankful Nations To The United States - American Daily, 7th December 2003 (via morons.org).

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