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So, how many ways will the world come to an end in 2004?
Well, back in 1999 James Harmston of True and Living Church of Jesus Christ of Saints of the Last Days (their official website is no more, but there is more infomation here) predicted the End Times within five years, and the reincarnation of Joseph Smith couldn't possibly be wrong, could he?
J.R. Church of Prophecy in the News has a thing about psalms:
In September of 1983, Patricia Berry, research assistant at Prophecy in the News, discovered an unusual series of statements in the Psalms. She noted that there were verses in Psalm 48 that seemed to allude to the birth of Israel in 1948. She also found verses in Psalm 17 that pointed to the British liberation of Jerusalem in 1917. And she found that Psalms 39-45 seemed to allude to events of the holocaust during World War II. The implications were unmistakable. They gave rise to questions: Do all of the Psalms contain prophecies? If so, do they have some relationship to the events befalling the Jews in the twentieth century? Furthermore, are the Psalms numbered according to each year?
He thinks so, and asks Will Psalm 103 Be Fulfilled in 2003? Where this gets relevant is that the article considers Psalm 104 as well.
On the fifth day, God made great creatures that live in the oceans. At this point, David mentions the leviathan along with the ships that carry products from one country to another. This reminds us of MYSTERY BABYLON and her beast...
We cannot say that the beast will rise up out of the sea in 2003 or 2004, but the passage certainly alludes to the day when Revelation 13 will be fulfilled.
He doesn't seem to be sure of much really: And though we do not know when [the Rapture] will occur, we should note that the following verses seem to allude to that day
; And though we cannot say that Armageddon will commence in 2003 or 2004, current worldwide unrest will eventually lead to it
and, finally
Psalm 104 extols the majesty and power of God and the humility of man while saying,Let the sinners be consumed out of the earth ...(Psalm 104:35). We are not saying that this prophecy will be fulfilled in 2004, but that the process in under development. Just how much of the psalm will be fulfilled in 2004, we cannot say. But we will be watching, know that our Lord's return must be very near.
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Patricia McLaine suggests that external forces will postpone our demise this year:
EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL INTERVENTION will be OBVIOUS in matters of quelling or preventing NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS and ATTACKS. Visits from beings in other systems will be lessened in 2004 due to warring patterns around the planet.
(with the usual help from Alma Geddon's To Infinity and Beyond!)
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | January 1, 2004 9:59 PM
It's like a bad comedy sketch, but real. I don't know whether to laugh or back away slowly without making eye contact.
2: Posted by: Christ | January 31, 2004 9:31 PM
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3: Posted by: Red Wolf | February 2, 2004 12:09 AM
I'm still waiting for Christ — previous poster, my, aren't we honoured — to perform the miracle of the reappearing vowels. Although I'd be just as happy with the miracle of the exploding mouse happening just before people post their daily quota of attempts to convert the godless heathens with slavering mindless drivel.
4: Posted by: scott | May 3, 2004 3:05 PM
Help Help help, oh my.... this is no shit, i think that we are all screwwed big time, im the only one who knows this but you know deja vu its real the world ends but goes back to the begining like in hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, this feels to me like the third time this has happened, i experience deja vu about 5 times a day, remember that you cant see the future that hasnt happened yet? so all this wierd shit goes on and no one does anything about it, we,re all fucked and we are to blame. ill tell you the riddle i was told when i fucked off to another dimension a few years back. There is one thing in the universe only one it created everything else because it was lonely you say its name and you kill it, so a password destroys the world. Fuck me, but guess who says the 'word'(excuse the pun) me! thats who. Dont beleive me then! just remember im not the twat!
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