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A mere $39.99 (US) will get you an interesting service - Buy my prayers for YOU to get into HEAVEN!
All you have to do is buy this simple ebay auction, and I'll send you a one-of-a-kind certificate, suitable for framing, describing how I will pray for your safe passage into eternal happiness in the presence of God in Heaven. I've always felt a responsibility to pray for my brothers and sisters in spirituality to stay pure and get into heaven. I've also felt it is important to do for a living what you do best in life. That's why I'm offering this certificate of my prayers, in 20 minute per week increments, for only the price of this ebay auction! Please take a moment to think about your eternal soul. Take a moment to consider the future--everlasting life and happiness. Isn't it worth it?
There is, of course, no guarantee that the vendor's imaginary friend will pay any attention whatsoever.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | January 11, 2004 9:26 AM
Isn't this the same scam televangelists use to part the gullible from their cash? I expect to see the seller turning up on a dodgy early hours of the morning religious show some time in the future.
2: Posted by: pericat | January 11, 2004 6:00 PM
Is this anything like buying indulgences? It just sounds so... Catholic.
Evangelism, witnessing and similar activitites go by one name here—, and is no different from spam for viagra, penis enlargement products and pornography. We do not take advertising. If you want to advertise your imaginary friend, please spend your own money on your own web space to do so. Any attempts to use the comments section for advertisements will be deleted, and the perpetrator barred, unless they are particularly stupid, in which case I reserve the right to pinch an idea from Teresa Nielsen Hayden and delete all the vowels.
This is not a contacts site. If you are looking for help regarding a particular path, I suggest The Witches' Voice, which does operate a contacts service.
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