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February 22, 2004

What search engines think you'll find here

by Feòrag

I'm terribly sorry if you came here expecting tasteful naked women with big breasts (how did Google know?), or because you wanted to know about watching lesbian porn online or what is a pagan.

Posted in Administrivia at 00:33. Last modified on November 28 2006 at 21:47.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | February 22, 2004 9:48 PM

Exactly who goes looking for "tasteful naked women with big breasts"? Someone for whom page three girls are just a bit too raunchy? On second thought, I'd rather not know.

Search engine logs are always an entertaining read.

2: Posted by: Feòrag | February 23, 2004 12:58 PM

I'd be more worried about the person hunting "red wolf body part pictures"!

3: Posted by: Red Wolf | February 24, 2004 3:12 AM

Disturbing. Your search engine logs are way weirder than mine. The X-Files nuts searching for "cannibalism" are sane and productive members of society compared to the loony fundies drawn here.

4: Posted by: Feòrag | February 24, 2004 5:04 AM

The majority of weird searches seem to be related to stories we've covered - as if the person remembers it in some detail, and knows they saw it somewhere, but can't remember where. I suppose mentioning the recent odd ones is just going to attract more hits on similar topics.

I'm still not sure what's attracting people to the ancient Harry Potter story. Google doesn't reveal any links to it other than internal ones, and a weblog directory thingie, and the logs don't show a mass of Harry Potter related searches

Wax lyrical

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