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God hates shrimp just as much as those icky pooves, don't you know?
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
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1: Posted by: La Gringa | March 2, 2004 10:31 PM
And as much as God hates shrimp, if your read even more closely, apparently grasshoppers and locusts are kosher...so the next time you need finger food for your super religious friends...
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