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United States: Aloysius takes to the Catholic trinity with a mathematicians mind. This also explains why I failed religion in high school.
Suppose that the triune God of Catholicism exists. Then God is both three beings (Father, Son, Holy Spirit) and one being (God). Therefore three equals one. Therefore, two equals zero.
Therefore, you have no legs, and any that you may believe yourself to be walking about on are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
My failing had more to do with my questioning of everything, but declaring the concept of the Catholic trinity as utter illogical bollocks to a religion teacher, certainly didn't help.
Arithmetic of the Trinity - HogBlog, 17th April 2004.
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