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May 10, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Bible perfumes

by Feòrag

Genesis Perfumes make scents of the Bible for Christians unhappy with the natural aroma God gave them.

We are excited to offer to you authentic Scents of the Bible TM. We are confident that you will find these perfumes from Biblical times truly Heavenly. All five fragrances are available in a 1oz/30ml Frosted glass bottle w/gold cap. Each is beautifully packaged in a clear display box and is excellent to give as a unique spiritual gift, even to yourself! We hope that you wear them knowing their spiritual significance and use them for your personal spiritual growth, and as a tool for witnessing to others.
Our anointing oils are available in all 5 Scents of the Bible fragrances. Each is available in a 1oz/30ml or 4oz/120ml Amber Boston Round Bottle. All oils are blessed and sealed with a tamper evident cap to assure absolute purity. We use only the finest imported Extra Virgin Olive, Essential and Fragrance oils.

The fragrances are Spikenard, Frankincese and Myrhh, Song of Solomon, Lily of the Valley and Rose of Sharon. They also produce Miracle Serum for those who can't accept that God intended them to age, and room scents for failed Christian housewives.

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1: Posted by: pericat | May 11, 2004 7:48 AM

What? No Sheep or Goat?

How about Leper?

2: Posted by: Feòrag | May 11, 2004 9:01 AM

Seeing as the Romans feature heavily, what about Hot Sweaty Men in a Bathhouse?

3: Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | May 11, 2004 2:23 PM

How about Eau de Crucifixion?

4: Posted by: pericat | May 12, 2004 6:37 AM

Economical. You can offer Hot Sweaty Men in a Bathhouse just by combining Sheep and Goat.

And package Eau de Crucifixion with Brimstone for a stunning mid-winter feast gift set.

Where's a venture capitalist when you need one?

Wax lyrical

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