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July 15, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Christian Healing Spell

by Feòrag

Feeling a little under the weather? Out of sorts? Terminally ill? Well, all you need to do is put this magic spell MIRACULOUS PRAYER FOR THE SICK cassette in your walkthing, and soon you will be right as rain.

60 MINUTES OF WORSHIP AND PRAYER FOR THE SICK.
NO MATTER WHAT YOUR NEED IS, YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR MIRACLE FROM GOD!
CANCER?, DEPRESSION?, ARTHRITIS?, DEBT?, LONLINESS?, LOSS, GRIEF?, JUST TO NAME A FEW... YOU CAN BE WELL! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE WITH SICKNESS OR DISEASE! PURCHASE THIS CASSETTE AND SHARE IT WITH OTHERS! POWER PACKED PRAYER! TESTIMONIES OF MIRACLES HAVE BEEN RECEIVED! CANCER HEALED! KIDNEYS HEALED! FINANCIAL BREAKTHROUGHS! FAMILIES RESTORED! BLOOD DISORDERS CLEARED UP! AND THE LIST IS GROWING... IT IS NOT DUE TO ANYTHING WE ARE DOING. IT IS THE POWER OF GOD MOVING UPON PEOPLE!!! 60 MINUTES OF WORSHIP AND PRAYER-LISTEN TO IT DAILY-SHARE IT!

Posted in Religious Tat at 23:01. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:42.
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