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July 31, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Fossil plus tall tale

by Feòrag

Fossils are a complete pain, what with them giving credence to that satanic evolutionist conspiracy and all. Obviously they can't possibly be evidence of life on Earth from before God created it, so they must be something else. How does MOUNT SINAI STONE WITH IMPRINTS OF THE BURNING BUSH sound?

[A rock with plant fossils]Have you EVER seen A Holy GRANITE STONE from MOUNT SINAI with REAL PATCHES of THE BURNING BUSH NATURALLY IMPRINTED on it,with the passing of CENTURIES?

WE GUESS NOT,UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN A PILGRIM TO MOUNT SINAI,AND,VISITED THE HOLY MONASTERY OF Saint CATHERINE.

The Holy Monastery which had been established during the 6th Century by Emperor JUSTINIAN of THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE.The Holy Monastery that NEVER interrupted its Mission to the GLORY of OUR LORD.

Originally called THE HOLY MONASTERY OF THE TRANSFIGURATION OF OUR LORD,having changed its name to THE HOLY MONASTERY OF Saint CATHERINE,in the 8th Century,after the Holy Relics of Saint Catherine were found on Mount Sinai.

We are herewith listing a Granite Holy Stone from Mount SINAI,with IMPRINTS,GROWN in them,of THE BURNING BUSH...

...Can you resist in acquiring one such HOLY stone,that dates back about 3,000 years?...

...NO SUCH ITEMS EXIST ANYWHERE ON EBAY,or,ON ANY OTHER AUCTIONS COMPANY.

WE ARE BLESSED BY HOLY MONASTERIES TO CARRY THE RAREST HOLY ITEMS IN THE WORLD.

Dimensions of these Holy Rocks with leaves of The Burning Bush vary.

The one we,herewith present is:4.00" Length X 3.00" Height.

A Holy,Blessed,and,Miraculous Ribbon of The Girdle of OUR VIRGIN will accompany this Most Holy Stone,as,A GIFT TO THE SUCCESFUL BIDDER.

BID ON IT AND ACQUIRE A MOST RARE HOLY STONE.

VIEW THE LEAVES OF THE BURNING BUSH.

ALL HOLY ITEMS AND HOLY ICONS WE PRESENT ARE BLESSED AND CONSECRATED WITH HOLY WATER.

Posted in Religious Tat at 13:04. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:42.
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Comments

1: Posted by: findswater | May 7, 2005 2:06 PM

Fossils are only found in sedimentary rocks. Granite is an igneous rock. Sheesh.

2: Posted by: Feòrag | May 7, 2005 4:49 PM

So, that means it's either not granite (the picture isn't much help) or it's a forgery rather than mere misrepresentation.

Wax lyrical

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