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August 28, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Chakra cleansing kit

by Feòrag

Is the central axis of your being feeling lousy? Vital energies lacking? Why splash out on a relaxing holiday when, for a mere $49.99 (US), you can have a Complete Chakra Cleansing Kit instead?

This kit is designed for those of you working to balance all seven major chakras. All items in this kit have been appropriately empowered/blessed,and come with easy instructions.
The kit comes packaged in a box with a cloth pouch to carry the gem stones (patterns and colors of the pouch may vary)
Chakra Kit #1 includes:
7 drams of unique essential oils blends - one for each major chakra.
7 colored inscribed candles including: 1 red, 1 orange, 1 yellow, 1 green or pink, 1 blue, 1 Violet and 1 white or light violet
7 gemstones including: 1-garnet or blood stone, 1-carnelian or moonstone, 1-citrine or amber, 1-rose quartz or emerald, 1-aquamarine or turquoise, 1- sodalite or lapis and 1- amethyst or crystal
Plus easy to use instructions.

Posted in Religious Tat at 12:43. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:42.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | August 30, 2004 12:26 AM

When I read the subject header I had a weird moment where I thought Chakra cleansing kit was some new euphemism for colonic irrigation kit. But then I suppose what you do with the candles is your own business.

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