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December 29, 2004

Bargain of the Day: the motherlode discovered!

by Feòrag

CheesyJesus.com sells Truly God Awful stuff. Stuff like this Guadalupe Belt Buckle or this Jesus Ashtray:

If the Surgeon General's warning isn't enough, maybe a guilt trip from God will get you to quit your nasty habit. Remember: Heaven is non-smoking; you might want to get used to it now. (This message brought to you by the American Cancer Society and the Lord.) Ashtray measures 3.75" and is made of glass. Temporarily Out of Stock.

Posted in Religious Tat at 21:29. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:43.
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1: Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | December 30, 2004 12:12 PM

Wow these people make Heaven out to be a great place. Its full of numbnuts like them and you can't even have a fag? Probably no-booze either :p

2: Posted by: A Voice of Sanity | September 8, 2008 12:10 AM

CheesyJesus is no more but the Wayback has fragments such as (LINK)

Wax lyrical

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