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United States: Christian hatemonger Fred Phelps seems glad that lots of people have been killed by the tsunami in Asia, especially as some of them are bound to be pooves! He also seems unaware of some of the more esoteric uses of turkey-basters.
How many tsunami-dead Swedes are fags & dykes? vacationing on their fat expendable incomes without kids to bother with and spend money on. With respect to each of these earthquake-dead perverts:He shall be buried with the burial of an ass.Jer. 22:19. Maybe Sweden can pass another law--making it a crime for God to send earthquakes and tidal waves to kill vacationing Swedish fags & dykes.
It seems strange that such a powerful deity would be so indiscriminate as to wipe out thousands of innocent people just because Sweden made use of its hate-speech law. Even stranger, as the Bible verse quoted seems to be a punishment the same God threatened to mete out for excessive bloodthirstiness.
But it seems that it wasn't just the Swedes God has it in for, as 3000 US citizens are known to have died in the disaster. This is a Good Thing to bloodthirsty Phelps, who also seems to admire murderous Islamist loons.
Yes! Thank God for Sept. 11 and 3,000 dead sodomite Americans in 2001. God sent the Muslim planes to destroy fag New York's twin towers and hurl 3,000 vile Americans into Hell. Even so, God sent Tsunami last week to exercute vengeance upon another 3,000 carcasses swallowed up in Asian jungles, and concerning each of whom it shalll be said:He shall be buried with the burial of an ass.Jer. 22:19.
America is awash in diseased fag feces & semen!
America: apostate land of the sodomite damned!
And the reason God, again, used such a blunt tool is because Massachusetts gives the same civil rights to same-sex couples as are available to opposite-sex ones. You'd think he'd make his point better if he'd got one of the gay resorts and left everywhere else alone?
It's a good thing this God character is nothing more than a figment of Phelp's sectionable imagination, or we'd have to lock him up and throw away the key.
Thank God for Tsunami & 2,000 dead Swedes!!! (PDF)—Westboro' Baptist Church News Release, 29th December 2004; Thank God for Tsunami. Thank God for 3,000 dead Americans (PDF)—Westboro' Baptist Church News Release, 1st January 2005 (oops, hope that wasn't embargoed!). Thanks to Pastor Best.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | December 31, 2004 11:50 PM
Could somebody buy Phelps a spellchecker. Or one of the DIY suicide kits.
2: Posted by: Red Wolf | January 1, 2005 1:32 AM
A good article [Christian right's compassion deficit] on how the rabid loony fundies in the US have suddenly gone all quite when it comes to reaching into their coffers and parting with cash. None of their web sites are actively soliciting aid for the victims of the earthquake/tsunami.
It appears that Christian charity is only extended to rich, white people with the same narrow minded delusions as the charlatans running the various religious scams.
3: Posted by: Feòrag | January 1, 2005 4:50 AM
While it might seem odd to be fair to Phelps, he only issues his rants as PDF scans of leaflets, and therefore I had to copy type them. Some of the mistakes are likely to be mine. But not all of them. (Update: I proofed the original entry, and any remaining mistakes were in the original)
4: Posted by: Red Wolf | January 2, 2005 12:36 AM
Can we still get him a suicide kit?
5: Posted by: Feòrag | January 2, 2005 1:12 AM
He's old, it's only a matter of time before we can write the tasteless "Fred Phelps is in Hell!" parody.
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