Bargain of the Day: Jesus in my saucepan
by Feòrag
The over-active imaginations are hard at work on eBay still. How else would this cartoon of Zaphod Beeblebrox become MYSTERIOUS IMAGE OF JESUS CHRIST?
![[The face of Jesus (on E) in a pita bread]](http://www.prattle.net/prattlepix/jesus-pot.JPG)
THIS IS AN ORDINARY KITCHEN COOKING POT. ONE NIGHT AFTER MY BROTHER WASHED THE DISHES HE WENT FOR THE POT TO PUT IT AWAY AND AS THE POT BEGAN TO DRY AN UNUSUAL IMAGE OF JESUS CHRIST APPEARED. HE LEFT THE POT ON THE COUNTER GRABBED HIS CAMERA AND SENT SOME PICTURES TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND ASKED, "WHAT DO YOU SEE" WELL OF COURSE EVERYONE ELSE SAW THE SAME MYSTERIOUS IMAGE. HE DECIDED TO LEAVE THE POT AS IT AND LET IT CONTINUE TO DRY ON IT'S OWN ASSUMING ONCE COMPLETELY DRY THE IMAGE WOULD GO AWAY. IT'S BEEN ABOUT 3 MONTHS AND THE IMAGE REMAINS THE SAME. DON'T BELIEVE IT? ARE THE PICTURES NOT CONVINCING ENOUGH? BID AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. THE IMAGE IS REAL. AS REAL AS YOU'D LIKE IT TO BE. IT'S A MUST SEE TO BELIEVE. PLEASE EMAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE BIDDING. NO PHONY BIDDERS PLEASE, JESUS IS WATCHING.
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1: Posted by: pericat | January 9, 2005 6:04 AM
Have they tried Brasso?
2: Posted by: Miss Poppy Dixon | January 22, 2005 2:33 PM
Jesus *definitely* needs a better publicist. Even *I* could get him on public access, but I'm pretty sure he could appear on O'Reilly - at least once.
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