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A Miss Poppy Dixon recently left a comment on an earlier Bargain, so imagine my delight when I discover she is an online retailer of religious tat, and contemporary kitsch with religious themes. Among the genuine tat, my favourites include this Glow-in-the-Dark Christian Switch Plate:
Plastic, gothic-shaped luminescent switch plate with gilt relief text,Bless this house Oh Lord we pray. Make it safe by night and day.Bas relief face of the Sacred Heart of Jesus at the top with additional text,I will bless every home where a picture of my heart shall be exposed and honored.Really pretty. 6 1/2"x 2 3/4"
Miss Dixon can also supply you with vintage Christian tracts, in themed packs. I'm tempted by the False Faiths Series which could include such delights as The Black Art of Witchcraft, 4 Things God Wants the Jew to Know or The Priest Who Found Christ. The End Times Series also includes a number of items of interest here at Prattle Towers, such as Beware 666 and The Mark of the Beast.
Among the selection of contemporary kitsch, all I can say is send me the entire Hell-o Satan range now!
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1: Posted by: A Voice of Sanity | September 8, 2008 4:25 AM
Now with Gay Marriage Ducks - Gals and Gay Marriage Ducks - Guys.
Not to mention the "HandzOff! anti-masturbatory cream", and the Christian Panties - Seven Deadly Sins - LUST! "Lust - one of the world's favorite seven deadly sins". Lust is embroidered with a high sheen magenta thread. High quality cotton panty. Made in America - sweatshop free. A Miss Poppy original.
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