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April 4, 2005

Bargain of the Day: Holy neep

by Feòrag

My efforts to find a Pope simulacrum for sale on eBay have yet to bear fruit, but I did find this petrified jesus Turnip, his face is clearly visible!:

[A dessicated turnip]Our tottam of Jesus started out as a simple turnip purchased for lunch one day. It was forgotten and after a few weeks it was almost all dried out. With some divine inspiration it's owner pushed his fingers in the turnip in a few places and left it out to finish drying, As you can plainly see this Petrified turnip bears the face of jesus! We have showed this to our friends and family and they are amazed! we Call it our little jesus veggi This good luck symbol can be carried with you anywhere you go as a measure of comfort! this ranks right at the top of amazing phanominon!

Note the above example of Christian English.

Posted in Religious Tat at 20:59. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:43.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | April 5, 2005 1:37 AM

I guess I'll be going to hell; I mistook the turnip for a dried turd.

Wax lyrical

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