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AbstinenceOnly hopes to become the number-one ranked site for the keywords "Abstinence", "Abstinence Only" and "Abstinence Education"
by providing the latest in abstinence education in a way that's both entertaining and informative
. Information like this guide to the Biblcal story of Onan:
...there's nothingin vainabout firing your load all over your faith partner's face and tits. The bible specifically admonishes Onan forspilling his seed upon the ground, so as long as your aim is good, you have nothing to worry about.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | April 16, 2005 1:36 AM
The bible promotes bukkake? Who'd have thought? It's no sillier than crap spouted by fundie loons.
2: Posted by: Feòrag | April 16, 2005 9:25 AM
As it's meant to be parodying the fundie loons, one would hope it will soon get even sillier than them.
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