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April 22, 2005

Bargain of the day: part of dead bird

by Feòrag

Does HIS HOLINESS POPE JOHN PAUL II IMAGE ON POPCORN CHICKEN count as a miracle for the purpose of sainthood?

[A blob of dead bird coated in orange stuff]After saying our prayers, prior to enjoying our dinner, my wife served our meal which included popcorn chicken. During the course of our meal, I looked down at my plate and saw clearly the image of his Holiness Pope John Paul II. I called my wife over and she saw the exact same thing as I. Sitting on his throne, the late Pope is seen bent over in prayer or performing a Mass. This is so wonderful to know that he is still with us. And we want to share this gift with the world. This piece of popcorn chicken is guaranteed to be unaltered.

Shipping will be $2.25 anywhere in the U.S.A.

Thank you and God Bless You!

Posted in Religious Tat at 21:16. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:43.
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1: Posted by: Redbird | April 22, 2005 9:56 PM

They can keep the chicken, I want a share of whatever drugs they're on. (via LiveJournal)

2: Posted by: Ned Madden | April 23, 2005 12:05 AM

[Deleted until Ned can work out how to make his name into a clickable link, and to actually post relevant comments rather than just advertising]

3: Posted by: Yaoi Huntress Earth | April 23, 2005 7:29 AM

Uh, I don't see it.

4: Posted by: Feòrag | April 23, 2005 9:22 AM

As Redbird implies, I suspect that seeing the image requires the addition of certain mushrooms to the meal.

5: Posted by: Ned Madden | July 1, 2005 10:24 PM

My name is Ned Madden. I'm not sure what you mean by this post from above: ([Deleted until Ned can work out how to make his name into a clickable link, and to actually post relevant comments rather than just advertising] Posted by: Ned Madden on April 23, 2005 12:05 AM ) I don't have anything to advertise. I don't remember what I posted in April, but it could be about my "Godballot" blog site http://godballot.blogspot.com/
This is just for fun. I'm not making any money.

6: Posted by: Feòrag | July 2, 2005 10:49 AM

Well, the only link you've successfully made clickable is clearly advertising, and the other one is irrelevant to this post.

Wax lyrical

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