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The Virgin Mary has, rather appropriately, appeared in the form of unfertilised eggs, and is for sale on eBay as Virgin Mary Mayonnaise Jar Mayo Christ Guadalupe IT'S A MIRACLE! Virgin Mary appears in Mayo Jar
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You have seen her in a tunnel in Chicago. You have seen her on soiled bedsheets in Mexico. You have seen her on a grilled cheese sandwhich. You have seen her just about everywhere. But you have NEVER seen her in a mayonnaise jar. Here for the first time EVER, the Lady of Guadalupe makes an appearance in a jar of mayonnaise. The one identifying aspect of this true miracle is that the street name where the miracle happened is
Guadalupe Avenue.No, this is not a joke, this is for real.
Look at the picture, and see it for yourself. A true miracle has taken place right before the making of a ham and cheese.
US CUSTOMERS ONLY (And MAYBE Mexico). Winner pays $4.95 PRIOIRTY shipping and handling with DELIVERY CONFIRMATION #. PAYPAL ONLY. We do not accept pesos.
The vendor does not explain why the Virgin has a beard.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | April 28, 2005 11:40 PM
I love the hype for this one. It sounds a little like a down on his luck evangelical spruikser who's has been forced to sell off condiments until the badgering the faithful for cash business picks up.
2: Posted by: Feòrag | April 29, 2005 8:55 AM
I think it's a joke - the vendor can spell and knows how to use an apostrophe.
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