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May 15, 2005

Georgia, Where Your First Girlfriend is a Mule

by Red Wolf

United States: Neal Horsley the kind of bloke that gives other Christians the sudden urge to convert to another religion.

He doesn't like women. He doesn't like homosexuals. He happily proclaims that murdering doctors who perform abortions is a fine thing and he has one of the world's ugliest web sites filled with the insane rantings of your typical ignorant bigot to prove it. This is the warm and fuzzy chap who not only fills his site with hate speech, but posts the names and addresses of doctors who, in his opinion, perform abortions and incites people to kill them. One of his idiot followers took Horsley's advice, killed two people and injured a further 150. Horsley was so proud.

But there is one thing that Neal Horsley does like, aside from insane murderers, that is.

In a recent Fox News radio interview, the less than intelligent Horsley was asked about his background, and he cheerfully admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sexual activities. Yep, this self-avowed savior of our souls is into farm animals.

Neal Horsley: Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it.

Alan Colmes: Is it true?

Neal Horsley: Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I...

Alan Colmes: You had sex with animals?

Neal Horsley: Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.

Alan Colmes: I'm not so sure that that is so.

Neal Horsley: You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?

Alan Colmes: Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?

Neal Horsley: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm...

It's interesting to note that Colmes has recently interviewed Randall Terry, another radical anti-abortionist and anti-gay activist, who, in the middle of an otherwise serious interview, began joking that he and Colmes were ex-lovers.

Another extremist interviewed by Colmes was Fred Phelps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should be given for those who engage in sodomy, yet when asked if he had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no.

So if you've ever thought all these foaming nutballs were in bed with each other, it appears that they may well be. Along with the family pets, of course.

Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing - News Hounds, 6th May 2005 (via Ben Templesmith).

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1: Posted by: Ellis D. Tecnine | May 16, 2005 2:48 AM

I hope this is true!



I really hope this is true. But the Newshounds have been caught lying about quotes on Fox hundreds of times. In fact, Johnny Dollar has made a whole career out of correcting Newshounds' errors and lies.



I'll assume from Johnny Dollar's silence on the issue that the story is correct. Even better, the guy's name is Horsley!



That said, though, Colmes is stealing a page from Howard Stern. Stern has some great interviews with a KKK guy called Daniel Carver. The interviews are hilarious because Carver is both dumb and shockingly racist. Colmes is trying to smear anti-abortion activists by highlighting the odd mule-fucker among them. But that's not any more fair than it would be to smear distinguished KKK leaders like Robert Byrd by associating them with Daniel Carver.

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