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Today's bargain is, well, mingin'. It's apparently an INVITATION TO ABUNDANT LIFE, a TABLET GROWN FROM RECIPE IN BIBLE,Fountain of youth
. The information on the eBay auction is rather sketchy:
MORE INFO: www.whothirst.com until now this is something money can"t BUY
PAYMENT ORGANISED THROUGH email Bank Direct whothirst@bigpond.com or PAY/PALS
Let Your SOUL DELIGHT Itself in ABUNDANCE
But fortunately, the linked website is much more informative. For bizarre religious values of informative.
SAINT ANTHONY'S
NEW TREASURE ABUNDANCE
Made from Seven Years Working On Understanding
ISAIAH 55
AN INVITATION TO ABUNDANT
LIFE
ABUNDANCE: Is made with all natural ingredients:
USING: Flowers, Shrubs and Trees
CRYSTALGENICS: Is the art of turning liquid into crystals.
Sought after by Alchemists since the beginning of time.
ABUNDANCE: Grows from liquid, which I callThe Waters Of Life
NOTE: When Abundance is dissolved in water, it regrows and multiplies in approximately 4 to 5 days based on 1 to 2ml of water
INTERESTING FACTS: Things found written about recipe while working on recipe.
ISAIAH 55:1 REVELATION 21:6 REVELATION:22:17
available for sale from July 1st, 2005
So, about as clear as one of QuePirate's comments then.
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1: Posted by: pericat | June 25, 2005 9:09 AM
What the fuck? I realize you asked that already, but I can't help myself, this thing is seriously weird.
Have the sellers already eaten some, do you think? And would that explain the write-up they gave it?
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