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June 24, 2005

Bargain of the Day: Mould

by Feòrag

Today's bargain is, well, mingin'. It's apparently an INVITATION TO ABUNDANT LIFE, a TABLET GROWN FROM RECIPE IN BIBLE,Fountain of youth. The information on the eBay auction is rather sketchy:

[Penicillin perhaps?]MORE INFO: www.whothirst.com until now this is something money can"t BUY

PAYMENT ORGANISED THROUGH email Bank Direct whothirst@bigpond.com or PAY/PALS

Let Your SOUL DELIGHT Itself in ABUNDANCE

But fortunately, the linked website is much more informative. For bizarre religious values of informative.

SAINT ANTHONY'S
NEW TREASURE ABUNDANCE


Made from Seven Years Working On Understanding

ISAIAH 55
AN INVITATION TO ABUNDANT
LIFE


ABUNDANCE: Is made with all natural ingredients:
USING: Flowers, Shrubs and Trees


CRYSTALGENICS: Is the art of turning liquid into crystals.
Sought after by Alchemists since the beginning of time.


ABUNDANCE: Grows from liquid, which I call The Waters Of Life
NOTE: When Abundance is dissolved in water, it regrows and multiplies in approximately 4 to 5 days based on 1 to 2ml of water


INTERESTING FACTS: Things found written about recipe while working on recipe.
ISAIAH 55:1 REVELATION 21:6 REVELATION:22:17

available for sale from July 1st, 2005

So, about as clear as one of QuePirate's comments then.

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Posted in Forteana and Religious Tat at 20:03. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:43.
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Comments

1: Posted by: pericat | June 25, 2005 9:09 AM

What the fuck? I realize you asked that already, but I can't help myself, this thing is seriously weird.

Have the sellers already eaten some, do you think? And would that explain the write-up they gave it?

Wax lyrical

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