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July 7, 2005

The Great London Bombing Conspiracy List

by Feòrag

United Kingdom: It didn't take long for the conspiracy theorists to get to work on the London bombing, after all it couldn't possibly be the work of a few religious bampots, could it? Most of them bear a stunning resemblance to the ones surrounding September 11th 2001. So, here are the ones we have so far:

THE ILLUMINATI AND CHUMS

  • The real truth behind the London bombings. - Steve in alt.conspiracy, 9th July 2005.
    The actual perpetrators of this act of terrorism are an unnamed and shadowy group of ultra-extremist left-wing republican journalists, photographers, and editors who are normally based in Southern Ontario. This fringe group of diabolical wordsmiths have a secretive history that can be traced back to the Gutenberg Revolution. It is known that this group of vile manipulators are the puppet masters largely responsible for pulling the strings of more well known but informal economic and political groups like the Freemasons, the Barvairan Illuminati, and the Buildibergers.
    (added by Feòrag, 10th July 2005.)
  • An Illuminati Ordered 'Terrorist' Attack In London - Michael Shore, 8th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 10th July 2005.)
  • The Heat is Rising: The 7/7 London BombingsMatthew Delooze, not dated.
    It is obvious to me that some esoteric knowledge has been used to create and carry out some sort of spiritual ritual, using blood sacrifice, whilst at the same time exploiting our 5-sense reality into creating fear and hatred, and creating a deeper connection, literally chaining mankind to the deceptions that will spiritually and physically jail us.
    (added by Feòrag, 12th January 2007.)

IT WAS THE JEWS ISRAELIS

  • Israelis Knew of London Bombings in Advance - National Vanguard, 7th July 2005; Report: Was Warned Ahead of First Blast - Arutz Sheva, 7th July 2005. Naturally, the initial reports could not have been errors, made in the confusion, but a change of story must've been a cover up:
    The AP first reported that Benjamin Netanyahu was warned BEFORE the first bomb off but later, all reports of this from any newservice including APs, was CHANGED to say that he was warned AFTER.

    THEY FUCKING KNEW!!!!!!
    Oh My God! Benjamin Netanyahu was warned BEFORE the first bomb in London went off x in alt.conspiracy, 7th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 7th July 2005.)
  • Origin of London Bombs - Israeli Armed Forces - MaXX in alt.conspiracy, 8th July 2005. Beware - really pathetic hate speech. (added by Feòrag, 9th July 2005.)
  • London, Tel Aviv blasts connected' - Hal Turner in alt.conspiracy, 11th July 2005.
    I stand-by my claim that the Israeli Government is responsible for the London bombings as outlined in my comments in prior stories below.

    Now that they have been caught red-handed (because two bombs failed to go off, and London Police have the military-grade explosives, detonator caps and timers) the Israelis are DESPERATE to shift blame elsewhere.
    (added by Feòrag, 12th July 2005.)

OTHER GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES

  • The bombings. I don't believe a word of it -- Mark in alt.conspiracy, 7th July 2005.
    I really do think the UK's own security services were responsible for today's bombings.

    Neat distraction from G8, huh?

    Disgusting.
    (added by Feòrag, 7th July 2005.)
  • Tony "the reptile" Blair murders 40 in London - laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE in alt.conspiracy, 7th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 7th July 2005.)
  • London Bombings--A "False-Flag" Operation? - mellstr in alt.conspiracy, 8th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 9th July 2005.)
  • Blair Orders London Bombing - Redman in alt.conspiracy, 10th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 10th July 2005.)
  • London Bombings:To Save Bush - Blair - The Queen? - Conspiracy Nation, not dated.
    So it should come as no surprise that on July 4, 2005, the Queen's news trumpet, the Chicago Tribune, published a possible upcoming mass murder tip-off, of the then upcoming London bombings of July 7, 2005. (According to ownership disclosures required by postal regulations, each newspaper must publish once a year, often way back behind the grocery page, details of the news outlets ownership.

    The top British royals are major owners of Tribune Company, parent firm of a presslord empire that includes the Chicago Tribune. This media empire gets their pulp and other newsprint from Canadian Jesuit facilities, by way of a perpetual contract originally signed by the King of England in the 19th Century.)

    The lengthy Chicago Tribune story was headlined The queen's eyes in Chicago July 4, 2005. (We shall attempt to attach herewith a copy.) Notice this item referring to a date 1901:

    1901. After going bankrupt building a Chicago elevated transit line, Charles Yerkes WENT TO ENGLAND AND BUILT THE FIRST SUBSURFACE TRANSIT LINE IN LONDON THAT EVOLVED INTO THE CURRENT UNDERGROUND TRAIN SYSTEM. (Emphasis added.)

    To farflung covert dirty tricksters was this the tip-off of upcoming events required by espionage procedures? Advance warning of the London bombings?
    (added by Feòrag, 12th July 2005.)
  • London bombings - now they're extracting the bodily fluids - Robert Henderson in alt.conspiracy, 13th July 2005.
    And what obliging fellows the bombers were. Why, not only did they leave documents which could withstand a bomb blast with them at the centre, but one fellow was so eager to be identified he left identifying documents at two of the bomb sites, Liverpool street and Edgware Road. (M15 memo: 'C' to line manager: While not wishing to dampen . the enthusiasm of agent ...., please ensure that when planting false documents in future he plants them at only one location. )
    (added by Feòrag, 15th July 2005.)
  • Fire and Bomb Resistant IDs in London - Another Day in the Empire, 13th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 15th July 2005.)
  • How the Government Staged the London Bombings in Ten Easy Steps - Prison Planet, 13th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 21st July 2005.)
  • Priorities in the wrong order? - MI5.Vic...@privacy.net in alt.conspiracy, 15th July 2005. An explanation as to why MI5 did not get the bombers before it happened:
    Now look, chaps. You put spycams in every room in my house, fed through to BBC/ITN newscasters. British intelligence(cough) perform bizarre gay rituals outside the window, see signature.

    But do they look out for Al Qaeda?

    No.

    Shall we reconfigure MI5 as part of the entertainment industry, and set up another Disneyland at Thames House? They could wear Mickey Mouse ears, to ensure the security services have the reputation they deserve.
    --
    Jealous Gay British Agents Masturbating Outside The Window www.mi5.com/evidence/#britspy
    (added by Feòrag, 15th July 2005.)
  • London Stagecoach Employee Says Bus Bombing Suspiciousbanana in alt.conspiracy, 15th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 15th July 2005.)
  • More "Terror Bombing Suspect" Pictures That Just Don't Seem Quite...Right? - mellstr in alt.conspiracy, 17th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 21st July 2005.)
  • 'London bomber missing hour' propaganda - banana in alt.conspiracy, 18th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 21st July 2005.)
  • LONDON BOMBING THEORY - www_insider_... in alt.conspiracy, 18th July 2005. Big link list. (added by Feòrag, 21st July 2005.)

RELIGIOUS INSIGHTS

OCCULT INSIGHTS

  • London terrorist attacks & 7 - Rolloffle in alt.conspiracy, 7th July 2005
    This happened on the 7th day of the 7th month.

    There were initially thought to be 7 explosions; 7 were reported.

    The first occurred at 07:49 UTC.

    The Metropolitan Police's phone number for emergency calls is 7766 6020. The US State Department's phone number for those with relatives in central London is 888 407 4747.

    7 have been confirmed dead at Aldgate East Station.

    "Aldgate" and "Edgware", both stations where explosions occurred, have 7 letters.

    When Blair leaves the G8 this will leave 7 leaders there in Scotland.

    The website which features Al-Qaeda's claim to responsibility is "Al-Qal'ah", which has 7 letters. "Al-Qaeda" also has 7 letters.

    It took 7 hours for the first CONFIRMED reports of deaths to come through.

    Blair waited 277 minutes before leaving the Scottish G8 summit in a helicopter.
    (added by Feòrag, 7th July 2005.)
  • TERROR ATTACK NUMEROLOGY - infowars.com, 7th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 9th July 2005.)
  • Math Anxiety and London Events - Conspiracy Nation, 12th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 12th July 2005.)

PREDICTIONS

JOKE CONSPIRACIES

  • Conspiracy Theory - purplellamaboi, 7th July 2005.
    Aside from the G8 meeting, and London getting the Olympics nod, my mind is racing on a potential conspiracy theory here:

    One of the London blasts was near King's Cross Station.
    Now this report in Edinburgh.

    My mind is starting to wonder if this is some sort of attack against the Harry Potter series. And with the 6th book's release date so near....
    (added by Feòrag, 7th July 2005.)
  • It was the French, pissed off about losing the Olympics bid - Everyone in the UK, 7th July 2005. (added by Feòrag, 9th July 2005.)

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Comments

1: Posted by: Charlie Stross | July 8, 2005 12:27 AM

One speculation that isn't from a kook: Juan Cole notes that the trial of Abu Hamza began on Tuesday. Hamza is a firebrand islamicist preacher from Egypt, currently resident in the UK; he stands accused of incitement to murder of non-moslems and jews. (If he is found not guilty, the USA has an extradition warrant to pursue alleging that he tried to establish a terrorist training camp in Oregon and was involved in taking western hostages in Yemen.)

Professor Cole is remarkably circumspect and does not suggest that Abu Hamza's more extreme followers may have decided to express their displeasure at the course of HM Government in bringing him to trial – but it's certainly a possible motive that fits both the target and the timing.

2: Posted by: DC Tom | July 26, 2005 4:11 AM

I tried to start one that blamed the CIA, the logic being that the first day of the G8 conference was dedicated to environmental issues, Dubya would have ordered the CIA to disrupt it lest any environmental discussions inconvenience his oil buddies.

I'm disappointed it didn't take off. I thought I'd crafted a good one...

3: Posted by: IAN COULSON | July 31, 2005 1:47 PM

SO GOVERNMENTS DO NOT CONSPIRE TO DECEIVE? ARE YOU FOR REAL OR JUST TAKING THE PISS. THINK: WHERE SHALL WE START ? ANDREW JACKSON'S POLICY TO EXTERMINATE NATIVE AMERICANS, USS MAINE, BAY OF PIGS, GARY POWERS, CASTRO' ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION, OPERATION PHOENIX, WATERGATE, COVERT SUPPORT BETWEEN IRAQ AND USA, AND WMD AND IRAQ, ROVEGATE, NIGER/URANIUM, IRAN CONTRA, MOSSAD 1950'S FALSE FLAGS OPERATIONS IN EGYPT, GULF OF TONKIN, USS LIBERTY, BIN LADEN CIA BACKED, JFK AND MOST PROBABLY 9/11 HOW MANY MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO MENTION ?

4: Posted by: Red Wolf | July 31, 2005 11:57 PM

Why is it that the insane do not have the ability to find the caps lock key?

5: Posted by: Feòrag | August 1, 2005 12:42 AM

Oh, it seems to me that they know exactly where the caps lock key is. It's just that it got jammed down with all the drool.

6: Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | August 1, 2005 9:57 PM

Loons seem not to know about the caps lock key or sentences.

7: Posted by: IAN COULSON | August 22, 2005 8:15 PM

WELL LET'S SEE I'M A LOON BECAUSE I KNOW MY HISTORY EVEN RIGHTWING HISTORIANS ACCEPT 90 PER CENT OF WHAT I'VE WRITTEN. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE NO ANSWERS OR QUESTIONS YOU CAN ONLY WRITE JUVENILE UNGRAMMATICAL SNIPES ABOUT TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS. HOWEVER, THERE ARE TWO VERY GOOD REASON I TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK DOWN : 1)TO ENABLE ILLITERATES I.E. YOU AND YOUR FRIEND TO READ COMPLICATED IDEAS. 2) IN ORDER THAT IT MIGHT GENERATE ENOUGH CONTROVERSY TO PISS OFF BRAINLESS DOLTS . TAKE YOR PICK.

8: Posted by: Red Wolf | August 23, 2005 12:07 AM

I'm quite taken by the idea that there are loons who troll web sites where they've dribbled in the past to see if their insanity has borne fruit. It looks like by our continued responding to Mr Coulson's Caps Lock dementia, we may well be hastening his imminent stroke.

9: Posted by: IAN COULSON | August 23, 2005 10:49 AM

YOUR REPLY IS AMUSING: YOU SEEM TO BE OBSESSED WITH THE WORDS "DROOLING" "LOON"AND "DEMENTIA" I.E INSANITY. HAVE YOU A MEDICAL PROBLEM OF SOME SORT. ARE YOU ON MEDICATION? IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF MAKING ANY RATIONAL COMMENT. YOU ARE TRUELY A WALKING MEDICAL MIRACLE - A MAN WITH NO BRAIN. SALUT!

10: Posted by: Feòrag | August 23, 2005 1:03 PM

Hmm... a loon that can neither find the caps lock key, write coherent sentences nor read well enough to work out important things about the people they are addressing, and yet claims to have the reading comprehension to understand history.

If he were really trying to help us out, he'd use all lower case, as that's what's taught first to primary school pupils. But I suppose if you never were clever enough to go to primary school, you'd not know that.

11: Posted by: Gert | September 4, 2005 3:42 PM

SO GOVERNMENTS DO NOT CONSPIRE TO DECEIVE?

Mr Coulson's reasoning is clear up to this point. Governments do conspire, ergo all conspiracy theory must be true. To me it was the animal rights activists that did it, cleverly redirecting MI5, MI6 and MI7-b (their new, all hush-hush branch!) to the Sheik's boyscouts...The defenders of all things furry must have had such fun, dressing up like Muslims with 72 virgins in their eyes. Some animals were also killed in the blasts but the activists had pre-emptively infiltrated the media to prevent that being shown on the box. Thanks Mr Coulson, for showing conclusively that I must be right.

THERE ARE TWO VERY GOOD REASON I TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK DOWN : 1)TO ENABLE ILLITERATES I.E. YOU AND YOUR FRIEND TO READ COMPLICATED IDEAS. 2) IN ORDER THAT IT MIGHT GENERATE ENOUGH CONTROVERSY TO PISS OFF BRAINLESS DOLTS .

Unfortunately, all caps writing seriously impairs readability, so all you're achieving is making my eyes water. Try lower caps, punctuation, half-decent spelling and selective use of highlighting next time.

And you're pissing me off because I've just pissed myself rolling with laughter whilst reading your comments. I'm deservedly rolling in my own piss now...

12: Posted by: d.t.m | January 16, 2006 3:49 PM

any1 seen 9/11 move loose change no them down load if from torrentspy,,,,, well good and if you down load the file band books u will find sum verry intresting stuff

13: Posted by: Howard | July 1, 2007 9:58 AM

Both "Bernard" and "Manning" have 7 letters. His death was a sign for the latest bombing campaign to begin in the UK.

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