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United States: Seeing as his recent attempt to call down UFOs on Las Vegas went so swimmingly, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh has issued a new proclamation:
Beginning August 7, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will start his50 State UFO Summoning Tour 2005. During this time, UFOs will appear on Prophet's signal for radio or television news and talk shows to film and photograph.
The Prophet got a bit miffed at the local Las Vegas media outlets taking the Michael and is doing the national tour with UFOs on command for all. Yay!
This was a world class news event that should have gone throughout the earth, but, according to Prophet:The powers that be stopped the story from being made known because they did not want humanity to find out that UFOs are real!
After this, Prophet Yahweh found himself completely and totally abandoned, by all Las Vegas media.
And, because of this, Prophet's attempt to call down the spaceship, for the cameras of mainstream TV stations to film, never happened. The reason why is because none of the Las Vegas media would come film him summoning the spaceship.
Many people felt that Prophet should have called down the spaceship because this would have forced all TV stations to come and film it.
But, Prophet said:
The spaceship would never have appeared if I was not filmed calling it down. This is what the space beings wanted. They wanted me captured on film with their spaceship so everyone would know that these beings have chosen me to speak for them and no other person.The space beings kept their end of the bargain by sending a real UFO, on my signal, that was documented. But, Las Vegas media refused to film me calling down the spaceship. That's why it never happened.
Prophet Yahweh is now calling on all radio and television news and talk shows to allow him to come to their cities and summon sightings for them to document.
Don't let Prophet Yahweh be blacklisted because the powers that be don't want humanity to find out that UFOs are real.
Give Prophet a chance to summon real UFOs for your cameras like he did for KTNV ABC TV-13.
Call today and get your station on the list of those Prophet visits and summons sightings for.
MEDIA ALERT: Prophet Yahweh, Seer Of Yahweh, Will Call Down UFOs For Radio And Television News And Talk Shows In All 50 States Of America, One State At A Time - Prophet Yahweh press release via eMediaWire, 19th July 2005 (via Warren Ellis).
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1: Posted by: QuePirate | July 23, 2005 7:05 PM
I'm expecting you to mention and hyperlink on this blog the following ebay advert, http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5600278081&category=102551&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1 it should interest you to do so but if you defy my request you know what I'll do. Thanx in advance. [Note: edited to make the link live, even though the 'auction' has been pulled. QuePirate is too stupid to know how to use <a href="...">.]
2: Posted by: Feòrag | July 25, 2005 12:05 AM
So why should we find that interesting? You know, you should really get your own web site or something, QuePirate.
3: Posted by: Feòrag | July 25, 2005 10:23 AM
Richard Bartholemhew notes that Prophet Yahweh has arranged to summon UFOs for James Randi next year. Could be amusing.
4: Posted by: QuePirate | July 25, 2005 11:27 PM
Shari Fran Schwarz
Of Interlaken NJ
Straight A, Straight & Narrow Path, “Valor Dictorian” Judaic studies.
My Sister
Found Dead 1985
Dorm room of College New Rochelle NY (Run by Catholic Nuns)
Assassination claimed to be suicide.
Massive motive now uncovered.
Autopsy Not Performed!
Examination of body not performed!
R. Muttle Simon, Wanamassa, along with mother, in hysterical masquerade, convinced authorities illegally to not heed legislative requirement to perform an autopsy by the medical examiner’s office, required under these circumstances, under guise of ultra religious grounds in corpse defilement. However my sister did not subscribe to their middle-ages brand of Judaism. Wasn’t she attending a school where most of the faculty is Catholic nuns! No “cause of death” has been established. Later, R. Muttle Simon arranged for the disposal of an historical synagogue, our synagogue, Congregations Sons of Israel, Asbury Park NJ, a sacred building, to a religion that, these same fanatical Jews are supposed to deem as idolatry. The Mosaic Law strictly forbids a Jew to provide anything deemed to be used in the practice of idolatry and to sell a synagogue for conversion to a church is top on the list of principal heresies.
Historically this has never happened, ever. Unheard-of. Unthinkable!
All of a sudden Rabbi Simon is no longer concerned with the tenets of “Defilement”?
Book 3104 pages 178-181
In 1961 an altered to misconstrue “Indenture” was registered at Monmouth County Records, Freehold NJ, with intent to deprive parties (“their heirs”) in this contract of their rights under it. Proceeds from this felony were used as seed money to start Robert G Schwarz and Son Inc., Investment Counselor. Various local businessmen and real estate mortgages are connected through this corporation (like Mr. Simon’s). If this original felony were to be uncovered and brought to court all of this corporations assets would default/forfeit to “their heirs”.
$400 Million Plus – That’s Motive! Means, Opportunity,…
Failure to endeavor in obtaining conclusive cause of death as legislatively required is Unacceptable.
The circumstances surrounding the life and death of my sister, a Saint, shall not be dismissed out of hand as a forgone conclusion. I am begging every US citizen to assist me in demanding a re-opening and re-examining of the evidence and circumstances surrounding my sister’s untimely demise. Please call/write your congressman, Federal authorities, New Rochelle Police, Newspapers, and radio talk shows with fervor and determination towards this end. Thank You
I affirm that these statements of fact to be 100% accurate and easily verifiable, So Help Me God.
Edward Schwarz
5: Posted by: Feòrag | July 26, 2005 1:44 AM
For a computer genius, you're fucking crap at HTML, QuePirate. It's not quantum cryptography you know, and it just convinces me that you are an idiot when I have to edit your comments to replace the silly Microsoft characters with proper entities, and put in the paragraph and line break tags, because you were too stupid to do so yourself.
Still, we are talking about someone who doesn't know that the moon's appearance is affected by the latitude of the viewer, and who tries to have a theological argument with a plush toy (and loses).
6: Posted by: Red Wolf | July 26, 2005 1:55 AM
Much easier to read now that Feòrag has hosed off the dodgy Windows error drivel that QuePirate is too incompetent to remove. (There's a preview button there for a good reason Que, learn to use it.)
This would actually be good Prattle material if it wasn't full of the usual inconsistencies that seem to be part and parcel QuePirate's conspiracy rants.
"College New Rochelle"? Does he mean "Iona College" or "Monroe College" or some other mythical college? Seems a major element to omit.
So, exactly why is a girl from an ultra-conservative Jewish family attending a school overrun with Catholic nuns? While a school may well be a Catholic institution, there's probably little chance of nuns running amok or even teaching there these days. Thanks to women being offered more scope for career options in the past decades and the dodgy restrictive policies of the lads in frocks who make decisions, women aren't exactly queuing up to become nuns these days. Nuns are literally dying off of late and those that are still with us are, for the most part, well into retirement.
Correct me if I'm wrong on this, but Judaic studies seems to be a little outside the remit of a supposedly Catholic college.
Google is calling up nothing on the dead girl, her brother, the conspirator or the supposed dodgy company.
I call bollocks.
Verifiable news sources would be a nice start in proving this isn't just another deluded fantasy of full moon driven insanity that we've come to expect when QuePirate is on day release from Arkham.
7: Posted by: QuePirate | July 26, 2005 4:28 PM
First thanx for posting. Initial verification can be obtained from Rabbi Gonsky 732-531-0908. The Hassidic rabbi who was brought in to our congregation by Simon and surreptitiously sold it to a church is Rabbi Yoseph Carlbach of the Lubavitch/Chabab organization http://www.chabad.rutgers.edu/pages/Directory/Directory.htm - My sister obtained her Valor Dictorian in Judaic studies prior to College of New Rochelle which is the proper name of this institution. We are of the Orthodox Union which in our time was a modern Americanized Judaism not of the middle ages brand of what is being pawned of today as Hassidism which emphasizes the Talmud rather than the actual Bible. For them to claim tenants of defilement of a dead body, which is not a biblical law, and then provide a synagogue for the practice of what is deemed idolatry, which is biblical law is a complete hypocrisy. Regardless what the Jewish law is on this matter the laws of the U.S.A required an autopsy in these circumstances to clear any possibility of foul play. My sister’s rights were denied under false pretenses that should not have been heeded anyway. New evidence has come to light showing motive for murder and I, as her big brother, am asking for the help of an honest and just community to reopen this case and exhume the body for proper forensic analysis, which should have been done in the first place. thanx for your cooperation and I hope you guyz would follow up on this news story and feature it in your blog. That is a respectful request an not a demand - Ed Schwarz
8: Posted by: Feòrag | July 26, 2005 5:11 PM
There is plenty of internal evidence in your previous posts to suggest that you are not Jewish. In particular, I'm thinking of something all religious Jews do, even when they've converted to another faith, for reasons which are in the Torah.
Also, what is the random string of numbers about? It can't be a phone number, because it doesn't start with 0, and if I were to just add the 0 then it would be a mobile number, and if you're expecting me to waste money chasing your fantasies, you can fuck off. Beer still exists, you know.
9: Posted by: QuePirate | July 27, 2005 5:05 PM
I was raised Jewish, Hebrew day school, yashiva, etc. so why don't you explain this "hallacha" of Torah you claim to know better than I. You guyz lied about there being a College of New Rochelle. Now you lie about a legitamate U.S. phone number. Is screeming obscenities the best you can do in place of a rational argument. Maybe I'll slam this blog after all. So go ahead, I dare you, yell another obscenity at my sister you coward. With all your big mouth against pagans it appears to me you yourself are a satanist nazi. She may be "mother earth" but I hail from "Father Time". Notice that there are no longer much stars viewable in the night sky. Got a bullgarbage explanation that will void out the Bibles prediction of that!
10: Posted by: Red Wolf | July 28, 2005 5:55 AM
"Notice that there are no longer much stars viewable in the night sky." — And you've never heard of light pollution?
How did we lie about the "College of New Rochelle"? You were the one providing misinformation about the name of the college. Unlike you, we are not mind-readers.
Again, why would we be expected to recognise a US phone number when none of the Prattle correspondents are based in the US? Would you recognise a phone number from the UK, France, Australia or Norway? Would you even know how to dial out to another country or from another country to dial in to the US?
As your current fantasy involves a death that occurred twenty years ago, it is impossible for the Prattle to verify, which is nicely convenient for you.
You claim this was your sister. Why were you, as a member of her immediate family, not allowed to overrule the wishes of the Rabbi of a sect that even you claim to be loony fundies? If you're so concerned about the situation, why have you waited twenty years before drooling on your keyboard in supposed outrage? If you truly suspect foulplay, the body can be exhumed and an autopsy performed now, as the ridiculous number of forensic shows currently on the box will attest.
Feòrag has said nothing about your sister. She has, however, suggested that you kindly fuck off. Consider that request seconded.
Now before you reply with even more mind-numbingly dull drivel perhaps you would care to ponder a couple of points. From our dealings with you in the past, the Prattle correspondents consider that you are insane and couldn't lie straight in bed, there is little likelihood of that opinion changing when you've done nothing to indicate otherwise. What is the point of insulting people who couldn't care less if you suddenly spontaneously combusted?
If you do have a genuine gripe over the handling of what you claim to be your sister's death; stop dribbling on the keyboard, get your finger out of your arse and go have a chat to the proper authorities with your concerns. They may actually be able to help you, we can't.
11: Posted by: Chuckya | June 24, 2008 12:20 AM
Hello.
Edward Schwarz alias QuePirate is my Dad. I have nothing to do with this forum. I don't even know what it is about. My name is Brian Schwarz. I'd like someone to explain what this site is about.What is http://www.chabad.rutgers.edu/pages/Directory/Directory.htm
Thanks very very much for replying to me it'll help me really a lot.
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