The vendor has an eBay store which seems to specialise in weird shit, currently including I KILLED MY WITCHES FAMILIER FROG :(

WELL AS YOU KNOW IM A WHITE WITCH. AS MOST WITCHES I LOVE TO MAKE POTIONS AND BREWS IN MY MAGICKAL CAULDRON. I HAD THE MOST LOVING WITCHES FAMILIER FROG. I KNOW MOST WITCHES HAVE CATS. BUT ONE DAY MANY YEARS AGO BY OUR POND I WAS REFLECTING ON WHAT ONRY THING I COULD DO NEXT. ALL THE SUDDEN THIS FROG JUMPED UP AND SAT ON A ROCK BESIDE ME. I ALMOST FELL OVER WHEN HE STARTED TALKING TO ME. WE ENDED UP TALKING FOR HOURS AND HE AGREED TO COME HOME WITH ME AND BE MY WITCHES FAMILIER AND I NAMED HIM MERLIN.I WAS SO HAPPY. I WAS NO LONGER LONELY. THROUGH THE YEARS HE GAVE ME SO MUCH WISDOM AND WAS ALWAYS THERE TO TALK TO. ONE DAY DECIDING IT WAS A PERFECT DAY TO TRY A NEW BREW. I GOT OUT MY CAULDRON, DRAGONS BLOOD, SAGE, EYE OF NEWT, AND ALL MY OTHER WITCHY GOODIES. MERLIN SAT ON THE TABLE WATCHING ME AND GIVING ME FROGGY ADVICE OFF AND ON. AFTER PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO MY NEW EXPERIMENT BREW,AND I STARTED CHANTING DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE AND THEN.... MERLIN DID SOMETHING ODD. HE JUMPED IN MY CAULDREN!! I WAS SO UPSET I GRABED MY SPOON AND FISHED HIM OUT. TO MY DISMAY SOMETHING HAD WENT HORRIBLEY WRONG. MERLIN TURNED INTO A RUBBER FROG. SINSE THEN I HAVE BEEN IN TEARS EVERYTIME I LOOK AT HIM. I HAVE DECIDED TO OFFER IT ON EBAY SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE HIM DAILY AND MAYBE IN TIME MY BROKEN HEART WILL MEND.

She was also the lucky recipeient of EWWW ALIEN POOP ON MY PILLOW!:

LAST NIGHT I WAS VERY TIRED. I WAS IN THE STATE BETWEEN HALF ASLEEP AND HALF AWAKE. SUDDENLY I SEEN WHAT APPEARED TO BE AN OVAL GREEN ALIEN FACE LOOKING AT ME! IT SCARED ME SO BAD I WOKE UP FULLY AND IT DISAPPEARED! I WAS VERY SPOOKED. I LOOKED DOWN AT THE PILLOW NEXT TO MINE AND FOUND WHAT CAN ONLY BE GREEN ALIEN POOP. YOU WOULD THINK AS ADVANCED AS THEY ARE THEY WOULD USE RESTROOMS! I HAVE SEEN ALIEN FACES BEFORE IN HALF DREAM STATE BUT NONE EVER POOPED ON MY BED BEFORE! WINNING BIDDER WILL GET THE ALIEN POOP PACKED WELL IN A BOX. PLUS YOU WILL GET A SURPRISE GIFT IN THIS BOX WORTH $20.00 PLUS DOLLARS. THIS IS A VERY UNIQUE FIND SO BE CAREFUL WITH IT. WHATS FUNNYS IS IT DOES NOT SMELL!

And that's not the only paranormal bodily secretion she has for sale. Try EWW YUCK GNOME SNOT!! NASTY GNOMES !! GRRRR!!:

LIKE MY MOM LIVES WITH ME. AND YOU KNOW HOW OLD PEOPLE ARE. THEY LIKE COLLECT WEIRD THINGS. WELL MY MOM LIKE COLLECTS THESE LIKE LITTLE GNOME CREATURES. THEY ARE LIKE DRIVING ME TOTALLY CRAZY! I MEAN OMG! I ADMIT IM NOT THE BEST AT DUSTING BUT COME ON LIKE GIVE ME A BREAK. THESE LIKE LITTLE FREAKS WAKE UP AND LIKE RUN AROUND MY HOUSE AT NIGHT GETTING INTO THINGS! I WAKE UP AND IM LIKE OMG! LIKE NOT AGAIN! THERE WILL LIKE BE STUFF LIKE MOVED AROUND LIKE EVERYWHERE. BUT THATS LIKE NOT THE WORST PART! THEY LIKE RUN THROUGH THE DUST AND LIKE SNEEZE NASTY GNOME SNOT LIKE EVERYWHERE!! I LIKE HAVE TO LIKE GET RID OF SOME OF IT! I MEAN OMG ITS LIKE GETTING GUM LIKE ON YOUR SHOE! LIKE THE WINNING BIDDER WILL LIKE GET A PIECE OF LIKE GROSS NASTY GNOME SNOT LIKE IN A BAGGIE.

She also seems to have her own cat sanctuary and sells a load of odd cat stuff to raise funds to help the cats. Awww.