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August 1, 2005

Bargain of the Day: Dead fictional character on toast

by Feòrag

Red Wolf points out an auction which will be of great interest to those who found the Prattle by searching for harry potter porno, harry potter vampires and harry potter porn. Or perhaps not, as it doesn't feature anything vague pornographic or have anything to do with the undead.

But, the auction itself is full of spoilers for the sixth book, so if you intend to read it, do not read any further!

Today's bargain is OMG Harry Potter! It's Dumbledore .. on my TOAST! I'm not as devoted as Red Wolf, so you are not getting the technicolour effects. Oh, okay then...

[Dead wizard on toast](Warning: If you have not finished reading the lastest Harry Potter book.. You may not wish to read further!)

As I made my breakfast, I continued to sob uncontrollably. Learning of Dumbledore's death made it hard to concentrate on anything else. My stomach was in knots... I didn't want to eat but I knew that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So I went about fixing my breakfast as normally as I could (under the circumstances,I'm sure you understand)..

As my toast popped out I realized that it was HIM!!..

It was Dumbledore!!

He never really left me...

He was on my TOAST!!

I knew he was too important to Hogwarts, and the gang, to be gone for good! He's got so much unfinished business, and he needs help getting back to Hogwarts! Dumbledore's kindness and friendship should be experienced by all. I cannot be selfish and keep him to myself.

Say NO to He-who-must-not-be-named!

Show your loyalty to Dumbledore by giving him a chance to return where he belongs! Help him get there.

Remember if you win, please put him back on ebay, and give him a chance to travel some more! He must continue to look for the remaining horcruxes, and help Harry Potter defeat He-who-must-not-be-named once and for all!

Posted in Popular Culture: Harry Potter and Religious Tat at 01:08. Last modified on September 04 2008 at 22:22.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | August 1, 2005 3:16 AM

Devoted would be the polite term for obsessive and insane?

At least this seller knows how to work the caps lock key, but I think there's points lost to fangirl squeeing with the title.

And I fixed the link to the auction for posterity.

2: Posted by: Loyal to the Toast | August 13, 2005 5:57 AM

well it's back on if anyone wants to see it on ebay..


and there's this hilarious webpage with music somebody else made up from the toast.. it's hysterical!! be sure to put your speakers on...

OMG! It's Dumbledore .. on my TOAST!

3: Posted by: Red Wolf | August 13, 2005 9:36 AM

Fixed the links and returns for the reinstalled toast auction comment.

But I'd recommend avoiding the toast shrine page. It's nothing more than a dodgy tiled background on toast, the fangirl squee title of the original auction is the only text and there is a really annoying embedded sound file with no way of turning the horrid thing off. Ick.

Bad web designer. No biscuit.