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Recently, at a convention, I was handed an intriguing item. It was a small plastic baggie containing one of those affinity bands, in black. It was an Original Cthulhu Fhtagn Wristband.
It all started when I was on the Tube, and found myself thinkingThere are all these wristbands available to raise awareness of various worthy and important causes. So why has nobody produced wristbands to raise awareness of the inevitable return of the Great Old Ones?After all, the inevitable demise of humanity amid the brain-melting horror of an awoken Cthulhu is something it's probably worth being aware of.
But people need go unaware no longer! You too can show yourawarenessof the inevitable doom that awaits us all with your very own rubberyCthulhu Fhtagnwristband, available at very reasonable prices (plus a portion of your immortal soul, naturally. Call it a subscription model.)
And it even comes with a money back guarantee!
In the event of your wristband aligning the stars, bringing about the return of the Great Old Ones and thus causing the destruction of all humanity by screaming horrors from beyond the stars and/or the depths of the seas, you will receive a full refund.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | December 3, 2005 2:45 AM
Joy! As one of the Prattle Towers (Southern Hemisphere) Cthulhus wears the wristbands I'm not wearing, it seemed a nice idea to get something he could really get behind. Although my I See Fragged People wristband may come close.
2: Posted by: Feòrag | December 3, 2005 3:11 AM
Fluff the Plush Cthulhu has one of His own. He has it at His wing root, as it falls off His wrist. I will have to work out how to neatly reduce the size of it, because it would not do for Him to be upset.
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