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December 14, 2005

Bargain of the Day: tentacle warmer

by Feòrag

Today's bargain is a totally unique Cthulhu Dildo Cthozy (He'll make you shout IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN!!):

[knitted Cthulhu dildo cozy]Yes, from the deranged mind (I prefer the term "Mad Genius") that brought you the Flying Spaghetti Monster Dildo Cozy, comes a new evil. A new evil who will keep your tentacle warm while he waits for the stars to align.

100% acrylic, the Great Old One is suitable for those with wool allergies, and is technically washable, if relatively fragile. Putting him in a pillowcase, although it's an insult to the Elder Gods, might be appropriate.

This is a one-of-a-kind art piece, so I will not be making more. Get it now, or you'll have to wait until he comes to eat and enslave us for a second chance.

IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN!!

Posted in Religious Tat at 11:31. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:43.
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1: Posted by: aeduna | December 14, 2005 10:22 PM

In the third drawer down, amidst the socks, dread Cthulhu lies sleeping....

Wax lyrical

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